Elon wants federal employees to send a weekly email listing five things they did. Here’s mine:

Just wrapped up a right-arm-only gym session to ensure that when I meet Steve Bannon, I can greet him properly. Priorities.

And it shall no longer be called the Indian Ocean. It is now the Australian Ocean

I think we should offer to buy the South Island and if they say no, we should take it by force. They can keep the North Island.

Then we might win the Bledisloe.