Very impressive, ours are still flowering

4/He angrily refused to comment on rumours that bits of Orville’s beak have been mailed to him every day for the last week, bleating that,
“I’ve some prestige gigs coming up and I don’t know how I’m going to manage without him as he goes down a lot better than most of my act.”

3/“I’ll play in your front room, or even your shed FOR NOWT,” whinged the desperate poetry has-been, who is trying vainly to promote his critically-acclaimed but loss-making album ADULTIFICATION/INFANTILISATION, currently available on all formats.

2/ of the showbiz legend’s abduction by a range of shadowy groups, it appears Jimmy Andrex is prepared to play a free gig for anyone who can provide information leading to the safe return of his green nylon sidekick.

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