Seriously, why does a deep, commanding voice work so well for me?? 🥵
January 23, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Seriously, why does a deep, commanding voice work so well for me?? 🥵
Alright, on to Heated Rivalry episode 2
January 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Alright, on to Heated Rivalry episode 2
So…. Do I be horny for a little bit or just go to bed?
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 AM
So…. Do I be horny for a little bit or just go to bed?
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I've had my Quest 1 sitting dormant for quite a while, and figured... it would be better used for a good boy like YOU, staring into endless spirals for me.
RT to enter. Winner will be gifted the headset + download links to 3 MNDFCUK files.
Winner will be chosen 1/27!
#hypno #gooner #bator
RT to enter. Winner will be gifted the headset + download links to 3 MNDFCUK files.
Winner will be chosen 1/27!
#hypno #gooner #bator
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
But for real, why was I so horned up and unfocused today?
Now, why am I pretending I shouldn’t be working right now and scrolling through here?
Friggin waste of a day…
Friggin waste of a day…
January 19, 2026 at 11:19 PM
But for real, why was I so horned up and unfocused today?
For real this time…
Alright, guess it’s time to get back to it.
Will try not to be too horny and frustrated for the next few hours
Will try not to be too horny and frustrated for the next few hours
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
For real this time…
Now, why am I pretending I shouldn’t be working right now and scrolling through here?
Friggin waste of a day…
Friggin waste of a day…
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Now, why am I pretending I shouldn’t be working right now and scrolling through here?
Friggin waste of a day…
Friggin waste of a day…
Few really close calls over the past couple days, I’m about to say fuck it and just get off already
January 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Few really close calls over the past couple days, I’m about to say fuck it and just get off already
Can someone tell me why I’m wasting time refreshing Bluesky, letting my coffee get cold, and not working.
Almost like I’m waiting to be told to do something….
Almost like I’m waiting to be told to do something….
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Can someone tell me why I’m wasting time refreshing Bluesky, letting my coffee get cold, and not working.
Almost like I’m waiting to be told to do something….
Almost like I’m waiting to be told to do something….
Alright, hand off dick, maybe get off tomorrow or this weekend
Gotta sleep and actually get some work done tomorrow
So stop distracting me already
(See you tomorrow)
Gotta sleep and actually get some work done tomorrow
So stop distracting me already
(See you tomorrow)
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Alright, hand off dick, maybe get off tomorrow or this weekend
Gotta sleep and actually get some work done tomorrow
So stop distracting me already
(See you tomorrow)
Gotta sleep and actually get some work done tomorrow
So stop distracting me already
(See you tomorrow)
Or not…
You know, if my phone battery would die faster, maybe I’d be able to get something done today….
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Or not…
You know, if my phone battery would die faster, maybe I’d be able to get something done today….
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
You know, if my phone battery would die faster, maybe I’d be able to get something done today….
Reads like me flipping through different apps to find something to uh… occupy my time tonight
STOP 🛑
KNEEL🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPEAT 🔁
KNEEL 🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPEAT 🔁
KNEEL 🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPEAT 🔁
KNEEL 🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPEAT 🔁
KNEEL 🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPOST 🔁
DM 💬
#HYPNOKING 👑
KNEEL🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPEAT 🔁
KNEEL 🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPEAT 🔁
KNEEL 🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPEAT 🔁
KNEEL 🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPEAT 🔁
KNEEL 🧎
SERVE 🙇♂️
WORSHIP😵💫
OBEY 🌀
HYPNOKING 👑
REPOST 🔁
DM 💬
#HYPNOKING 👑
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reads like me flipping through different apps to find something to uh… occupy my time tonight
Just blasted all over my face.
I was doing dishes, you perv.
I was doing dishes, you perv.
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Just blasted all over my face.
I was doing dishes, you perv.
I was doing dishes, you perv.
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Evenin’, fellas
August 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Evenin’, fellas
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Obedience is Pleasure
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Obedience is Pleasure
Wait, do I wanna meet a guy I’d be okay saying “yes sir” to on a regular basis?
Huh…
Huh…
July 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Wait, do I wanna meet a guy I’d be okay saying “yes sir” to on a regular basis?
Huh…
Huh…
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Could go to bed.
Or…
I could keep refreshing timelines looking for more porn to fry my brain or whatever.
Decisions decisions…
Or…
I could keep refreshing timelines looking for more porn to fry my brain or whatever.
Decisions decisions…
July 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Could go to bed.
Or…
I could keep refreshing timelines looking for more porn to fry my brain or whatever.
Decisions decisions…
Or…
I could keep refreshing timelines looking for more porn to fry my brain or whatever.
Decisions decisions…
Never really considered it before, but yeah, I think it does
To an extent
To an extent
July 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Never really considered it before, but yeah, I think it does
To an extent
To an extent
Starting to think I need to either give up the porn or become the porn.
And no one wants to see that.
And no one wants to see that.
July 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Starting to think I need to either give up the porn or become the porn.
And no one wants to see that.
And no one wants to see that.
Went for a hike. Got home. Stripped off my sweaty clothes with every intention of showering right away.
Been standing here scrolling for the last 10 minutes.
Been standing here scrolling for the last 10 minutes.
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Went for a hike. Got home. Stripped off my sweaty clothes with every intention of showering right away.
Been standing here scrolling for the last 10 minutes.
Been standing here scrolling for the last 10 minutes.
Planned on sleeping hours ago. And yet, I’m still scrolling through apps and feeds.
Should probably put the phone down.
And the dick.
Should probably put the phone down.
And the dick.
July 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Planned on sleeping hours ago. And yet, I’m still scrolling through apps and feeds.
Should probably put the phone down.
And the dick.
Should probably put the phone down.
And the dick.
All this thinking my job wants me to do all the time is really exhausting.
Someone else do the thinky stuff for me for a bit…
Someone else do the thinky stuff for me for a bit…
June 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
All this thinking my job wants me to do all the time is really exhausting.
Someone else do the thinky stuff for me for a bit…
Someone else do the thinky stuff for me for a bit…