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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · Oct 14

HELLO i am jimmyjimsjim! i draw lovely men in lovely love

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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 1d

hey mods can u have a meltdown and ruin this site in november instead? i like this month

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 1d

Rough pencils for a two-page comic about Lex causing an HR incident by being Too Hot. Unfortunately for the future productivity of Joker, LLC, it turns out that there is a tactical advantage to having an outfit you can just unzip all the way down

PAGE 1 of rough pencils for a two-page comic featuring lex luthor, harley quinn, and the joker.

PANEL 1: lex is wearing a bodysuit version of his silver age goofball purple and green suspender getup

LEX: OK SO, EXPLOSIVES ARE PRIMED ALONG THE PERIMETER. ALL WE HAVE LEFT TO DO IS...WHAT?

JOKER: I'M SORRY - ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR THAT OUTFIT THE ENTIRE TIME?
IT IS ALMOST UNBELIEVARLY DISTRACTING.

LEX: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM

JOKER: IT IS! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS. I TRIED TALKING TO HR, BUT THEY ALWAYS TAKE YOUR SIDE.

(hr is revealed to be the joker and harley's hyenas, bud and lou, wearing suit collars and ties)

LEX: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY LOOOOOVE ME

JOKER: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. YOU BABYSAT FOR THEM ONE TIME. ONE!

LEX: WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M VERY CHARMING.

HARLEY: HE REALLY IS, BOSS

JOKER: OH, FINE. EVERYBODY LOVES LEX MORE THAN THE JOKER! HA HA!

PAGE 2

Lex's phone rings. It's Clark! Lex has chosen a sleepy bedhead picture for Clark's icon and it's very cute

LEX: SHIT. IT'S CLARK. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. (answering phone) HEY, BABE. WHAT'S UP?

CLARK: (over the phone) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LEX: OH, JUST, UH, GOING OVER SOME PAPERWORK FOR TOMORROW.

(in the background, the joker is fretting over the hyenas)

JOKER: YOU STILL LOVE YOUR DADDY, DON'T YOU?

HARLEY: OF COURSE THEY DO!

(our first exterior shot shows that the three villains are inside some kind of heavily armored personnel carrier. the exterior of the APC says ice cream. flawless camouflage. clark/superman's shadow is visible on the outside of the vehicle)

CLARK: YOU ARE NOT.

LEX: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

CLARK: BECAUSE I CAN SEE YOU.

LEX: ...oh

CLARK: LEX

LEX: THAT IS CHEATING

CLARK: COME OUTSIDE, PLEASE

(view outside the hatch for the apc. its occupants are having an argument)

JOKER: WELL, WE'RE DEAD

LEX: IT'S FINE. I CAN HANDLE IT

JOKER: LEX, IF WE GET SQUISHED, I SWEAR TO GOD

(lex emerges from the hatch to find clark floating above him)

CLARK: YOU ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE

LEX: DEFINE 'A LOT'

CLARK: LIKE A LOT, A LOT

LEX: I SEE. IS IT MORE OR LESS TROUBLE IF I START UNZIPPING THIS (he begins to unzip his bodysuit

CLARK: ...GO ON

JOKER: OH, NOW I UNDERSTAND THE OUTFIT

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 1d

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 2d

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 2d

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PLEASE PLAN YOUR POSTS ACCORDINGLY

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 2d

it’s SO convenient to pretend that criticism is coming from the wrong people. that way you never have to change anything, and yet it is somehow everyone else’s fault when the democrats trip over their own dicks again. that must be a very nice little fantasy to live in!!

BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 2d

the idea that the people who criticize dems don’t vote is the most mush-brained take imaginable, because frankly the people who know enough to criticize are usually long-term party members. i have voted in every single local/state/national election! i would not be yelling at them if i didn’t care!!

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 4d

this kicks ass

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 5d

i certainly would not spend my friday afternoon firing off tepid burns at my own user base. embarrassing stuff. at least post better if you want to flame out, come on

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 5d

lots of ideas about what makes a good or bad ceo, but i think step one is having someone close enough to you who can take your phone away when your online meltdown progresses into day two/three/four

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 5d

jay fix archives

BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 5d

like where do we even go from here, this is the pinnacle of the form

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 7d

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 8d

thank you to everyone for your nice comments on this. you have helped my brain and soul, and i am being very serious about that

BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

peacefield

digital painting of ghost's papa v perpetua forming out of glowing pink/purple roses in front of a shattering black moon #ghosttheband

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

peacefield

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

i’m old enough that i’ve hit the ‘what does it mean’ stage that happens to everyone when you realize that a lot of your life is now in the rearview mirror. and hell, maybe life doesn’t MEAN anything. maybe you just put a little good out there for someone else so they can do the same

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

i have had a very bad time of it over the last year, but i really do believe that good things can be there on the other side if we stick together. so the idea was to make the peacefield of flowers growing into v, and the black moon getting its shit wrecked by the power of love. fuck that moon!

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

gonna be very earnest and talk about the symbolism in this picture

the song is about getting through tough times together and making good things grow out of bad ones. since the black moon in peacefield represents the looming Bad Shit, it was really important for me to paint that fucker exploding

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

I UGLY CRY ALMOST EVERY TIME I SING IT

BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

OH that's because of the song lyrics! i'm not that creative

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

oh my god this makes me so happy you have no idea

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

normally i do little composition sketches to start with--i knew i wanted to do the moon/halo effect and the flowers, so i threw some colors down and just went from there. this is the initial rough thumbnail!

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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · 9d

peacefield

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11d

why are we letting you hoard all this wealth just for your constant hyper growth scammy circle jerks? go manage an applebees you asshole

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