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JimmyManJames
@jimmymanjames.bsky.social
I will conquer the impassable, hero of the lost, I am the one who will overthrow the powerfull and free the people, I have no pronouns and you will refer to me as “Johhny Danger” instead.

He/Him

#2 Catshot fan
#1 Don Flamenco fan
Pinned
There is never any sort of hidden meaning in anything I say and there never will be. Please take it at face value. 🙏
I just lost my dog.
Guns shouldn't be in the hands of civilians.
I hate this fucking country.
February 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Whoever is the absolute psychopath who designed the Fire Giant in Elden Ring, I hope you got fired. (pun intended) *laugh track* "Alright team, this is a DARK SOULS game, we need game journalists to be able to beat it, but the players need to RAGE. How do we make the most ANNOYING boss in gaming?"
January 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS NAMED JIMMYMANJAMES ON INSTAGRAM AND LITERALLY NOWHERE ELSE I WILL FIND YOU
January 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
We need natural predators.
January 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Was just short 27 cents on my steam purchase and had to spend $5 extra because that's the minimum you can add to your steam wallet.
January 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have never been more glad to have a terrible sleep schedule once all the rednecks go to sleep and stop their explosions that's about the time I will too.
January 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I think a bullet just landed on my roof I just heard a really loud thud from my roof
January 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Products that use Micro USB cords still existing is an embarrasment for our species. They exist primarily because USB C was expensive to make in the 90s. It is Anno Domini 2024. Now I have to search my house for my only Micro USB cord because some Hipster at Sony put it's port on the ps4 controller.
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December 23, 2024 at 6:55 AM
he blocked so fast for telling him to stick with his team in order to avoid a character that's good at picking people off
Sword ain't that bad bro stop going into dark alleyways without your team
December 12, 2024 at 7:08 PM
I just wanted to archive this irreplaceable sound file in a public website don't pay attention
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Youtube needs to add 3x speed option because commentary channels are adapting to people watching their videos in 2x speed by making them even longer.
December 11, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Mascot horror was born and died with Fnaf. Any game after that is a imitation, usually to pander to toddlers. Name a single mascot horror game that was made before five nights at Freddy's and I will do a in-depth review of Nikacado Avocado's (pre - two steps ahead) and post it on bluesky. You can't.
December 9, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Pretty sure now that in 2024 every 3 months a new billionaire has died in a gruesomely violent way that could have been completely avoided if they weren't an egotistical, moronic bastard scum.
December 7, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I'm gonna talk about my feelings...

Just kidding, venting is for imposters!
December 7, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I ship these two
December 5, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I'm so manly I piss my pants before putting them on.
December 2, 2024 at 8:41 PM
The human mind. One of, if not nature's greatest accomplishment. A force so powerful that the world it originated in cannot contain it, and is being destroyed by it from the inside. Yet so weak, so easily shaped and morphed into what ever you want like just like clay.
November 30, 2024 at 5:22 PM
If we lower the legal gambling age the rate of underage gambling will significantly decrease, there's literally no downside!

Lower the legal gambling age #prepubescentpoker
November 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Prediction: Jake Paul's next opponent. Butterbean, former champion. He is 58 years old. He was fat but despite that he hit like a truck in his prime, he afterwards had hard times with his health but has since recovered and is now in the best shape of his life. He says he wants one last match.
November 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I got blocked lol
November 21, 2024 at 5:37 PM
November 21, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Please please PLEASE don't want watch this in theaters, do not give them you're money. Hate watching is why Velma got a season 2 DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS.
November 21, 2024 at 12:15 PM
I could take a mantis shrimp in a boxing match
November 21, 2024 at 9:26 AM
I'm starting to get why Roblox started calling their games "experiences".
November 20, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I like Don Flamenco
November 19, 2024 at 1:13 PM