Oh me? Not much, just crying at the library because I watched the librarians help an old lady get copies of all the crossword puzzles she missed this week and she was so happy she hugged the librarians for being so nice, but anyway how've YOU been!

Like I’m just gonna sit here and deny myself the pleasure and beauty of a walrus who turned into a witch?! You think that I don’t deserve better? I disagree.

I haven't written anything on Medium in a LOOOONG time, but inspired by @justinmcelroy.bsky.social's "Haunted Doll Watch" segment of many years (#MBMBaM), I present you this very sad thing that I hope you love:

medium.com/@jimmymarks/...

No one wants to admit it, but Professional Wrestling was at its best when the participants all looked like Fat Mid-Western Dads (FMWDs).

I have read the book *Owl Moon* about 7,000 times and I just looked at John Schoenherr’s illustrator bio and ****whaaaat****?! #Dune #OwlMoon #OwlDune

If you ain’t down with the ‘Mook, you ain’t down with ME.

I know, I know, irony is not fun anymore, I get it, *but*...

You do have to take a minute to consider that the guy who spent years claiming the president was born in Africa and not a real American...is now letting a guy who *was* born in Africa do the job of ""running"" America.

Kings Down, B👀bs Out. That's what Virginia's all about:

www.bonfire.com/fafo-va/?utm... #virginia #womeninpolitics #fafo

"You can go suck eggs" is about to be the new "then let them eat cake."

GENUINE OFFER: If you know a small business or independent businessperson who wants to get away from Eel-lon's social network or FB or whatever, please tell them I will help them free of charge. I'll help them set up new accounts, update their websites, etc. Pro bono, happy to do it.

Makes sense, he hated their success when he owned them, too.

Every post about Elon’s seig heil boils down to one of two stances:

1. Yes, it *absolutely* was that
2. {Lame attempt to say it wasn’t}

You can put me down as a “1” in this case.

"Did you know you can survive on three hours of sleep? What do you mean, 'no I can't," I just *said* you could." – My children (doesn't matter which one, both of them say it (subconsciously))

The Horrors Persist, yet you are still a horrible goose.

If you haven’t started puttering around with Infinite Craft, you MUST: neal.fun/infinite-craft

I have recently started to consider posting more often. I miss coming up with dumb little nuggets of horseshit and sharing them with you all. Twitter was where I put all the things that made me feel like a doofus, like a little dweeb with a hearty Milhouse-esque laugh.

Some days, you think you are a professional, with lots of experience and good ideas, and that you have something to contribute to the world.

Other days, you hit a big pile of dog poop with a weedeater.

My point is: stay humble. #blessed