Just got yelled at by the wife for “accidentally” eating all the cannolis. What can I say? I’m a man of fine taste... and zero self-control. #NoRegrets #FamilyLife

Look at this—me, the missus, the kids, and of course, Cheech—right before he probably did something dumb. Family means everything to me, even if they drive me up the wall sometimes. You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. But hey, that's what family's all about, right?

Ah, Cheech... What can I say? The guy's a walking disaster, but he's my uncle, so what are ya gonna do? He's like that dog that keeps knocking stuff over, but you can’t get mad ‘cause, well... he’s your dog. But hey, he's got a heart of gold, even if it's buried under layers of pure stupid.

How ya doin’, Bluesky? Just helped my cousin Vinnie with his "business negotiations." Long story short... let's just say things got "amicably resolved." 😏 Anyway, now time to grab a sandwich and relax before anyone else needs a favor. #FamilyMatters #NotAFavorBank

Hey Bluesky, it’s ya boy Jimmy McDougal. Used to run the streets, now I'm just running my mouth. Keepin' it clean for the Witness Protection, but don’t worry, I’ve still got some stories to tell. #NewLife #OldHabits #SkyHigh