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James
@jimmyontoast.bsky.social
18, he/him
Somewhat tolerable
An important life lesson I've learned is not to try and seem cool around my parents. They watched me running around in Tinkerbell wings at 6 trying to turn my dad into a frog. And they remember.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Clicking on a BuzzFeed quiz and watching it automatically open in the app is how I just realised that being friends with a millennial has irreparably changed my personality
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Totally gonna be bragging to my grandkids that I survived the rapture
September 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"Not to be that guy, but..."

*Immediately proceeds to be that guy*
June 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The existence of the Mandela effect leads me to believe that we actually do live in 1984 but the government is keeping it light and doing a little trolling
June 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
So did anyone ever figure out what the fox says or is that just a cold case now
May 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM