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Jimmy the Exiled
@jimmythewizard.bsky.social
Exiled wizard
Grimble's podcast was becoming unbearable so I put a stop to it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"So as I was saying, I think that the wizard schools should bring back turning unruly children into stone and placing them around the building."

The small english boy I transformed into a sheep:
February 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Reposted by Jimmy the Exiled
Just because I offer a distraction, doesn't mean you should remain distracted.
Take a moment.
Breathe in.
Croak out.
We keep fighting for those who cannot fight for themselves and everyone who comes after.
Ribbit.
February 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
February 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I need to do more stuff here.
February 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I made a strawpage! send stuff x.com/Big_mike2000...
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February 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you remember anything today, remember to vote for Jimmy!!
February 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Forgot to announce this here but I think it's time the forest got a new face in office!
February 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
January 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
"I've got it! It's because the book is on fire!" "Ohhhhhh that makes sense."
January 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Maybe you shouldn't have casted the spell so close to yourself."
*Muffled* "You fucking think?!"
January 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCH! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY AMULET OF CINDER!"
January 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
She elden on my ring till I beat Rennala
January 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Teacher: "Okay class today we're going to throw Finger into the pit of despair!"
Wizard named Finger:
January 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Heed my warning traveller. For the riches you seek come with a mighty price. You will have to defeat me in battle to so much as lay a finger on that gold, FOR I THE POOP WIZARD WI-why are you laughing?"
January 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"Ooooooh, traveller look into my orb and see your future. Uh, it says not to buy a 2007 Ford Mondeo. What do you mean you wanted that one? No you can't have one anyway that defeats the whole point of the orb!"
January 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I was compiling a list of my favourite characters and I'm starting to see a pattern 😭😭
January 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM