Bean(ie) dad (chattering arc)
@jimn.bsky.social
trying to be here. the medium is the message maximalist formerly known as enormous_jim
Written comedy is difficult to pull off because you can’t well control for reading speed, and thus timing & pacing. Length-limited tweet jokes are minor leagues
April 17, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Written comedy is difficult to pull off because you can’t well control for reading speed, and thus timing & pacing. Length-limited tweet jokes are minor leagues
I come from a family of gripers and the pattern emerges in myself in devastatingly subtle & embarrassing ways
April 15, 2023 at 6:15 AM
I come from a family of gripers and the pattern emerges in myself in devastatingly subtle & embarrassing ways
how many questionable nootropics we on rn? my record is 16 capsules in one swallow
April 13, 2023 at 12:09 AM
how many questionable nootropics we on rn? my record is 16 capsules in one swallow
time to post gait everyone
imo one of the main mechanisms by which twitter became a hellsite is that having to communicate mostly through text makes it sometimes extremely hard to tell if someone is being sincere when they express a positive emotion. normally we use tone of voice, body language, etc. to evaluate that irl
April 12, 2023 at 5:46 PM
time to post gait everyone
make 100 friends
April 12, 2023 at 3:08 PM
make 100 friends
good morning sky
April 12, 2023 at 3:03 PM
good morning sky
the tpot that is legible is not the true tpot
April 12, 2023 at 2:30 AM
the tpot that is legible is not the true tpot
I’ve a poorly calibrated sense of not minding chewing whole peppercorns, raw pasta, raw veggies, various spices, etc. is Circling right for me?
April 12, 2023 at 1:19 AM
I’ve a poorly calibrated sense of not minding chewing whole peppercorns, raw pasta, raw veggies, various spices, etc. is Circling right for me?
if you’d given me weed ten years ago I would have simply told you: financialized message board culture
April 12, 2023 at 1:16 AM
if you’d given me weed ten years ago I would have simply told you: financialized message board culture
cashier, in that sorta friendly minnesotan accent: oohh, you know what you’re workin with there
April 11, 2023 at 8:40 PM
cashier, in that sorta friendly minnesotan accent: oohh, you know what you’re workin with there
on my deathbed muttering “roon laugh emoji’d at my fleet replies” before drifting away for the last time
April 11, 2023 at 7:49 PM
on my deathbed muttering “roon laugh emoji’d at my fleet replies” before drifting away for the last time
strategically inserting “[sic]” into my enemy’s perfectly fine quotes
April 11, 2023 at 7:48 PM
strategically inserting “[sic]” into my enemy’s perfectly fine quotes
living juuuust far enough on the edge that my content still gets professionally color graded
April 11, 2023 at 7:46 PM
living juuuust far enough on the edge that my content still gets professionally color graded
call this the tparters
April 11, 2023 at 7:38 PM
call this the tparters
tautology is fake. every new utterance carries its own unique connotations
April 11, 2023 at 2:09 AM
tautology is fake. every new utterance carries its own unique connotations
depression is not allowed on blue sky dot app
April 11, 2023 at 2:09 AM
depression is not allowed on blue sky dot app
I came here to make friends and to hang out. and I'm aaaalllllll out of friends
April 11, 2023 at 12:41 AM
I came here to make friends and to hang out. and I'm aaaalllllll out of friends