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james bread 🍞

@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social

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I'm easily distracted with bread. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer. i'm basically a heretic. neurospicy af. chief petty chaos goblin. 🫠 please no DM's 🤗

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 14m

And dancing?!

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 15m

Oh how I would love and hate to wake up in Ivalice.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 2h

That is one of my favorite historical events, but no one finds it as funny as I do.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 5h

Cuz they're white?

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 13h

What do you think?

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 14h

Vance. It's a thing called AcreTrader.

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 14h

Don't even get me started on M SUVs. What that absolute fuck is the point of that?!

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 14h

30 minutes? I'm sure I can get one laugh in that time.

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 15h

Just you on a stage with a microphone in front of 200 people for 30 minutes. Can you make them laugh?

(You get a week of prep time)

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 20h

This is beautiful.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 20h

I personally feel like religion should just be a side mission. Cuz you really shouldn't need a promise of a reward or punishment to know right and wrong and if you do; that's not great and maybe you should do that mission, but that shouldn't be where you stay for the rest of the game.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 21h

I like this a lot! 😍

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23h

What you said is stupid. Not racist. Just stupid.

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Not Your Negress @notyournegro.blacksky.app · 1d

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23h

Not a lesson I need to learn the hard way so I sure have never seen what rabies does to my fur buddies.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23h

The coconut crabs ate the plane too.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23h

The price of cocaine has stayed relatively stable, or so I've heard.

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 23h

White people isolated everyone so that they would be vulnerable. You could just not say anything.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

Is that Riverside?

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think elephants are pissed that the GOP uses them as their mascot? I'd never not be pissed.

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure they're going to listen to your advice after you just called them stupid and unable to think for themselves. Isn't that a huge reason liberals lose? It's great to see you did some introspection.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

Cuz white people don't know how to leave people the fuck alone. That's the only reason. They tell people where they're allowed to be and then follow them there to terrorize them even further, kill them, steal their shit, kick them out, repeat.

Joburt @joburtus-maximus.bsky.social · 1d

Historically speaking this kind of thing hasn't gone well for black people. But if it's what their community wants then I don't think we should fight them on it. I don't want to be around anyone who doesn't want to be around me.

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

I just found out Pinocchio smashes Jiminy Cricket with a hammer and then is hanged. That's how that story ends. I think she's already smashed Jiminy so...

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you. 🙏🏾😊

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

Stop conflating chaos and anarchy. That's not what anarchy means.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

I read "abuse" wrong the first time.