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james bread 🍞

@jimpixelbeard.bsky.social

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I'm easily distracted with bread. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 aspirational birdwatcher, professional day-dreamer. i'm basically a heretic. neurospicy af. chief petty chaos goblin. 🫠 please no DM's 🤗

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 8h

That's the one about that Stockton Rush guy, right?

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 9h

I'm over the real Christianity too.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 9h

I think I just say it with the one g. I don't use that word very often, now that I think about it.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 10h

I'm sorry, "If"? 🧐

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 10h

It's very funny that the people who started it wouldn't be considered white to the people that don't know Puerto Ricans are Americans.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 11h

So a whole sister. That's something 😊

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 11h

Whoa. Whoa... Whoa. Controversy

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 11h

The tamalero was out today! Heck yeah 😊

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 13h

Almost never. 😊

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 13h

I hope this is true. That would warm my stupid little soul.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 13h

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 14h

Then use the French toast as the bread for the sammich. 😊

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 14h

Have y'all heard of Origen? He's a real piece of shit. His origin story is convincing his dad to go through with martyring himself. He then goes on to lead oodles of people to their deaths escaping just in time until they finally got him. I don't like that guy.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 14h

That's a fair point.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 14h

I mean. As long as that's what she wants to do and no one is forcing her and she's not hurting anyone, go off. She does have half naked dudes running around back there too.

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 16h

And dancing?!

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 16h

Oh how I would love and hate to wake up in Ivalice.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 18h

That is one of my favorite historical events, but no one finds it as funny as I do.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 21h

Cuz they're white?

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

What do you think?

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

Vance. It's a thing called AcreTrader.

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

Don't even get me started on M SUVs. What that absolute fuck is the point of that?!

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james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

30 minutes? I'm sure I can get one laugh in that time.

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 1d

Just you on a stage with a microphone in front of 200 people for 30 minutes. Can you make them laugh?

(You get a week of prep time)

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

This is beautiful.

james bread 🍞 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 1d

I personally feel like religion should just be a side mission. Cuz you really shouldn't need a promise of a reward or punishment to know right and wrong and if you do; that's not great and maybe you should do that mission, but that shouldn't be where you stay for the rest of the game.