Sparnon
jimsparnon.bsky.social
Sparnon
@jimsparnon.bsky.social
Brooklyn. Union man.
not sure if they have a big enough dumpster tbh
January 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
What was your bagel order?
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Kindness, simple kindness, is rare these days and everyone is going through it. Well done
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 PM
You forgot the full body scan they did of you? There’s no such thing as dick copyright Gary
January 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
“If this photo makes you feel old, get your prostate checked”
January 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Ice don’t know ice
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Fair. It was a bad idea
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I did this for a while with the breeders “wait in the car” which starts with a riff and Kim Deal yelling “good morning” and I haven’t been able to enjoy that song since, which is to say. Maybe reconsider!
January 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
They know it’s a bad word and it hurts their feelings to be called Fascists.
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Why did I just make a bunch of money betting that one of them is my current representative whose name rhymes with Ban Foldman
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I hope she only has single ply
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Here!
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
In comparison to a small child too.
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Big Tim Relatively
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They’ve done it again!
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Haven’t gotten the email
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
does it have sports. My father swears he only reads the ny post for the sports. 😭
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hot take! Proud of you for speaking out
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Have you tried a little fountain? My guy loves his running water.
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Can we say Malaria Christmas there?
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Are they tied to sticks were all carrying over our shoulders like “hobos”
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
And Cassa Overall’s “Cream” next level shit
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
lol if he had a door he’d shut it and say “nobody home!”
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
He looks like he’s so happy it hurts
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That one magnolia mountain video from the Chelsea studios is his masterpiece. Fuck Ryan Adams
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM