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You might be right, but putting my tinfoil hat on for a moment - South Africa was heavily involved in the Iraqi Supergun thing, which could arguably have been used to launch satellites.
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Never mind all that shite, he needed to study the bacon fucking sandwich.
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Thermostat radiator valve?
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Passata is better than tomato juice anyday
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Of course, the inevitable outcome of its pedestrianisation.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk .
Alt: Alan Partridge is sitting at a desk. He sneers and rolls his eyes.
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February 7, 2026 at 12:57 PM
pfff. Tenacious D solved this problem as early as 2001 as published in their treatise entitled "City Hall"
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Was this originally written by Alfred Krupp?
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Still do this from time to time when operating any sort of random outcome machine - vending machine, paying for parking...
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 AM
He wishes
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 PM
He absolutely would have been.
January 28, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Surely they could have cast someone more elegant than Russell bloody Crowe as Ramirez
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
youtu.be/Q8Gt-UqwZaI for those interested
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January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Life has going to never had been being the same since the great sputum conflicture of 2574-78
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Calm down Pol Pot
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I have a pic of myself post-haircut saved on my phone and show them that. "Do this again please"
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 AM
"is becomes" sorry I got overexcited

Also Northern Ireland can remain as a sort of vestigial UK, although I suppose that means they'd get a permanent seat on the UN security council
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Hear me out, extreme reunification where mainland Britain is becomes part of Eire, also cuts out a lot of the hoops on rejoining the EU
January 24, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I'll say it again:

One
Real
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 AM