Jinx Blue
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I also make films
I also make films
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April 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by Jinx Blue
#BaristaLife
Me: literally with a mop in my hands and 30 minutes past closing time.
Customer: (walks in) Hi I was just here to buy a bag of coffee beans.
Me: sorry we’re closed.
Customer: oh you’re like closed closed?!
WHAT OTHER WAY OF CLOSED COULD WE BE ?!?!
Me: literally with a mop in my hands and 30 minutes past closing time.
Customer: (walks in) Hi I was just here to buy a bag of coffee beans.
Me: sorry we’re closed.
Customer: oh you’re like closed closed?!
WHAT OTHER WAY OF CLOSED COULD WE BE ?!?!
January 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
#BaristaLife
Me: literally with a mop in my hands and 30 minutes past closing time.
Customer: (walks in) Hi I was just here to buy a bag of coffee beans.
Me: sorry we’re closed.
Customer: oh you’re like closed closed?!
WHAT OTHER WAY OF CLOSED COULD WE BE ?!?!
Me: literally with a mop in my hands and 30 minutes past closing time.
Customer: (walks in) Hi I was just here to buy a bag of coffee beans.
Me: sorry we’re closed.
Customer: oh you’re like closed closed?!
WHAT OTHER WAY OF CLOSED COULD WE BE ?!?!
Booked a haircut before my therapy session, what a bad scheduling choice.
Please flood me with jayvik cuddling art 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Please flood me with jayvik cuddling art 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
January 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Booked a haircut before my therapy session, what a bad scheduling choice.
Please flood me with jayvik cuddling art 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Please flood me with jayvik cuddling art 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
#BaristaLife
Cakes are on display with labels in front of each.
Two labels are hidden at the back behind 2 loafs of bread.
Customer: Can we have that chocolate thingy?
Me: ?
Customer: That one you are advertising there.
(Points at a hidden label)
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE HAVE THAT?! Advertised?!
Cakes are on display with labels in front of each.
Two labels are hidden at the back behind 2 loafs of bread.
Customer: Can we have that chocolate thingy?
Me: ?
Customer: That one you are advertising there.
(Points at a hidden label)
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE HAVE THAT?! Advertised?!
January 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
#BaristaLife
Cakes are on display with labels in front of each.
Two labels are hidden at the back behind 2 loafs of bread.
Customer: Can we have that chocolate thingy?
Me: ?
Customer: That one you are advertising there.
(Points at a hidden label)
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE HAVE THAT?! Advertised?!
Cakes are on display with labels in front of each.
Two labels are hidden at the back behind 2 loafs of bread.
Customer: Can we have that chocolate thingy?
Me: ?
Customer: That one you are advertising there.
(Points at a hidden label)
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE HAVE THAT?! Advertised?!
#BaristaLife
Me: (carefully puts the lid on the takeaway cup, making sure it is on properly)
Customer: that’s alright
LISTEN, I DECIDE IF IT IS ALRIGHT OR NOT BC IF YOU PICK UP THIS CUP AND SPILL COFFEE EVERYWHERE I WILL LOVE MY SHIT AND IT’S ONLY 9:30am OKAY?!
Me: (carefully puts the lid on the takeaway cup, making sure it is on properly)
Customer: that’s alright
LISTEN, I DECIDE IF IT IS ALRIGHT OR NOT BC IF YOU PICK UP THIS CUP AND SPILL COFFEE EVERYWHERE I WILL LOVE MY SHIT AND IT’S ONLY 9:30am OKAY?!
January 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
#BaristaLife
Me: (carefully puts the lid on the takeaway cup, making sure it is on properly)
Customer: that’s alright
LISTEN, I DECIDE IF IT IS ALRIGHT OR NOT BC IF YOU PICK UP THIS CUP AND SPILL COFFEE EVERYWHERE I WILL LOVE MY SHIT AND IT’S ONLY 9:30am OKAY?!
Me: (carefully puts the lid on the takeaway cup, making sure it is on properly)
Customer: that’s alright
LISTEN, I DECIDE IF IT IS ALRIGHT OR NOT BC IF YOU PICK UP THIS CUP AND SPILL COFFEE EVERYWHERE I WILL LOVE MY SHIT AND IT’S ONLY 9:30am OKAY?!
What I wish to be 😔
January 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
What I wish to be 😔
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Customer: Do you have anything gluten-free?
Me: Yes, we have a few things but we don’t recommend them if you’re coeliac because of cross contamination.
Customer: I’m not coeliac, I’m severely allergic to gluten!
Me: … 😐😐
How I wanted to react:
Customer: Do you have anything gluten-free?
Me: Yes, we have a few things but we don’t recommend them if you’re coeliac because of cross contamination.
Customer: I’m not coeliac, I’m severely allergic to gluten!
Me: … 😐😐
How I wanted to react:
January 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Customer: Do you have anything gluten-free?
Me: Yes, we have a few things but we don’t recommend them if you’re coeliac because of cross contamination.
Customer: I’m not coeliac, I’m severely allergic to gluten!
Me: … 😐😐
How I wanted to react:
Customer: Do you have anything gluten-free?
Me: Yes, we have a few things but we don’t recommend them if you’re coeliac because of cross contamination.
Customer: I’m not coeliac, I’m severely allergic to gluten!
Me: … 😐😐
How I wanted to react:
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Customer: … can I have that with almond milk? Not too foamy thank you.
How I want to react:
Customer: … can I have that with almond milk? Not too foamy thank you.
How I want to react:
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Customer: … can I have that with almond milk? Not too foamy thank you.
How I want to react:
Customer: … can I have that with almond milk? Not too foamy thank you.
How I want to react:
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Customer: Can I have a small decaf latte, half oat milk and half semi-skimmed milk?
Me: yeah sure no problem.
Customer: THERE IS A REASON!!!!
Me: (patiently waits to hear the reason).
Customer: ….
Me: …
Customer: (never reveals the reason)
How I wanted to react:
Customer: Can I have a small decaf latte, half oat milk and half semi-skimmed milk?
Me: yeah sure no problem.
Customer: THERE IS A REASON!!!!
Me: (patiently waits to hear the reason).
Customer: ….
Me: …
Customer: (never reveals the reason)
How I wanted to react:
January 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Customer: Can I have a small decaf latte, half oat milk and half semi-skimmed milk?
Me: yeah sure no problem.
Customer: THERE IS A REASON!!!!
Me: (patiently waits to hear the reason).
Customer: ….
Me: …
Customer: (never reveals the reason)
How I wanted to react:
Customer: Can I have a small decaf latte, half oat milk and half semi-skimmed milk?
Me: yeah sure no problem.
Customer: THERE IS A REASON!!!!
Me: (patiently waits to hear the reason).
Customer: ….
Me: …
Customer: (never reveals the reason)
How I wanted to react:
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Customer:(walks in a few minutes after closing time) You still open?
Me: No sorry we literally just closed.
Customer: … but you are still open?! 😏😏😏
No: No sorry I already started cleaning the coffee machine
Customer:(storms out) THIS IS HOW YOU LOOSE CUSTOMERS!!
How I wanted to react
Customer:(walks in a few minutes after closing time) You still open?
Me: No sorry we literally just closed.
Customer: … but you are still open?! 😏😏😏
No: No sorry I already started cleaning the coffee machine
Customer:(storms out) THIS IS HOW YOU LOOSE CUSTOMERS!!
How I wanted to react
January 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Customer:(walks in a few minutes after closing time) You still open?
Me: No sorry we literally just closed.
Customer: … but you are still open?! 😏😏😏
No: No sorry I already started cleaning the coffee machine
Customer:(storms out) THIS IS HOW YOU LOOSE CUSTOMERS!!
How I wanted to react
Customer:(walks in a few minutes after closing time) You still open?
Me: No sorry we literally just closed.
Customer: … but you are still open?! 😏😏😏
No: No sorry I already started cleaning the coffee machine
Customer:(storms out) THIS IS HOW YOU LOOSE CUSTOMERS!!
How I wanted to react
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When customers help themselves to a high chair but then don’t put it back when they leave
How I’d like to react:
When customers help themselves to a high chair but then don’t put it back when they leave
How I’d like to react:
January 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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When customers help themselves to a high chair but then don’t put it back when they leave
How I’d like to react:
When customers help themselves to a high chair but then don’t put it back when they leave
How I’d like to react:
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(For context, a Flat White comes in 1 small size, anything bigger is a Latte).
Customer: Can I have a large flat white?
Me: So like a Small Latte?
Customer: no, in the big cup.
Me: so like a Large Latte?!
Customer: I guess 🤷♀️🤷♀️
How I wanted to react:
(For context, a Flat White comes in 1 small size, anything bigger is a Latte).
Customer: Can I have a large flat white?
Me: So like a Small Latte?
Customer: no, in the big cup.
Me: so like a Large Latte?!
Customer: I guess 🤷♀️🤷♀️
How I wanted to react:
January 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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(For context, a Flat White comes in 1 small size, anything bigger is a Latte).
Customer: Can I have a large flat white?
Me: So like a Small Latte?
Customer: no, in the big cup.
Me: so like a Large Latte?!
Customer: I guess 🤷♀️🤷♀️
How I wanted to react:
(For context, a Flat White comes in 1 small size, anything bigger is a Latte).
Customer: Can I have a large flat white?
Me: So like a Small Latte?
Customer: no, in the big cup.
Me: so like a Large Latte?!
Customer: I guess 🤷♀️🤷♀️
How I wanted to react:
January 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Me: Would you like a small or a large?
Customer: A medium
Me: Oh no sorry we only have S or L (points at the only two cup options we have)
Customer: So I can’t have a medium?
Me: 🙃🙃
Customer: Just a medium then.
How I wanted to react:
Me: Would you like a small or a large?
Customer: A medium
Me: Oh no sorry we only have S or L (points at the only two cup options we have)
Customer: So I can’t have a medium?
Me: 🙃🙃
Customer: Just a medium then.
How I wanted to react:
January 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Me: Would you like a small or a large?
Customer: A medium
Me: Oh no sorry we only have S or L (points at the only two cup options we have)
Customer: So I can’t have a medium?
Me: 🙃🙃
Customer: Just a medium then.
How I wanted to react:
Me: Would you like a small or a large?
Customer: A medium
Me: Oh no sorry we only have S or L (points at the only two cup options we have)
Customer: So I can’t have a medium?
Me: 🙃🙃
Customer: Just a medium then.
How I wanted to react:
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Me: Sorry we are card only, is that alright?
Customer: No not really, but I guess 🙄
Me: Yeah sorry
Customer: THiS iS reAlLy DISCRIMINATORY, especially towards old people blablabla
Me: 😐😐😐
How I wanted to react:
Me: Sorry we are card only, is that alright?
Customer: No not really, but I guess 🙄
Me: Yeah sorry
Customer: THiS iS reAlLy DISCRIMINATORY, especially towards old people blablabla
Me: 😐😐😐
How I wanted to react:
January 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Me: Sorry we are card only, is that alright?
Customer: No not really, but I guess 🙄
Me: Yeah sorry
Customer: THiS iS reAlLy DISCRIMINATORY, especially towards old people blablabla
Me: 😐😐😐
How I wanted to react:
Me: Sorry we are card only, is that alright?
Customer: No not really, but I guess 🙄
Me: Yeah sorry
Customer: THiS iS reAlLy DISCRIMINATORY, especially towards old people blablabla
Me: 😐😐😐
How I wanted to react: