What prompts do I use to order up some irony? 😂

I watch it every year!

Watching "Klaus" is one of my annual holiday traditions

The news just keeps getting better!

Sometimes, autocorrect knows what you need, more than you do.

He taught me that waterboarding is okay, because it's not torture. And also that torture is okay.

Someone should have warned you to schedule a therapist beforehand.

Ghosts are merely the spirits of people who stopped replying to your texts.

Then why am I even out here trick-or-treating?!
#falseadvertising

I'm not crying, you're—
Oh, no wait, I am crying.

See, that's the problem: "EXPERTS found fake sources" in this report. Once we switch over to using A.I. for everything, we will effectively eliminate "experts" who will stop the government from doing whatever it wants!

Is this the Rapture everyone has been talking about?

"not even offering an alternative"?

Do you really think things would be improved by Donald "let's try injecting disinfectant to fight COVID-19" Trump offering an alternative to Tylenol???

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Mine is a TV-always-on household. Though I believe in pausing or muting when we converse, because I'm always paying attention to what's on, at least a little bit.

The only exception is when I listen to a podcast instead.

Now they have a new owner, who can decide what they want to do. Bring back cancelled shows? Put new ones into production? Fire half the staff and try to buy WB? Anything is possible.

Most importantly, it's not Redstone's problem anymore.

I think the plan was, cancel as much as they can, while losing as few subscribers as possible. That way, their revenue looked bigger and their costs looked smaller.

This made them look more attractive to a buyer, so Redstone could negotiate a better price for her shares.