Joseph Kristoffer
@jisforjoe.bsky.social
Take number seventy-jillion of society attempting to not be hell-spawn online.
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Wish people would put as much effort into deposing fascists and expelling Nazis as they do—checks notes—HUNTING FOR TOTE BAGS. www.reddit.com/r/nova/s/uTj...
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April 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Wish people would put as much effort into deposing fascists and expelling Nazis as they do—checks notes—HUNTING FOR TOTE BAGS. www.reddit.com/r/nova/s/uTj...
Who at HBO Max is deciding to feature and surface 'Assassin’s Creed' so hard in app discovery right now? The movie is nine years old and absolute dogshit.
Literally swindling people into having a bad time.
Literally swindling people into having a bad time.
March 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Who at HBO Max is deciding to feature and surface 'Assassin’s Creed' so hard in app discovery right now? The movie is nine years old and absolute dogshit.
Literally swindling people into having a bad time.
Literally swindling people into having a bad time.
Hats off to the SICKOS who actually like editing video.
Doing it for Dad’s funeral + burial footage reminds me why I FUCK AAAALL THE WAY OFF DURING POST.
Doing it for Dad’s funeral + burial footage reminds me why I FUCK AAAALL THE WAY OFF DURING POST.
February 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hats off to the SICKOS who actually like editing video.
Doing it for Dad’s funeral + burial footage reminds me why I FUCK AAAALL THE WAY OFF DURING POST.
Doing it for Dad’s funeral + burial footage reminds me why I FUCK AAAALL THE WAY OFF DURING POST.
Clocking the sassy, f@ggy gait of a dachshund as it walks away will never not spark joy.
February 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Clocking the sassy, f@ggy gait of a dachshund as it walks away will never not spark joy.
Georgetown is a ghost town right now and it’s so delightful.
No crowds, no traffic. We were wrong forcing Red Hats™️ to take the Covid vaccine. We could’ve solved our problems with Darwinism so easily.
No crowds, no traffic. We were wrong forcing Red Hats™️ to take the Covid vaccine. We could’ve solved our problems with Darwinism so easily.
February 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Georgetown is a ghost town right now and it’s so delightful.
No crowds, no traffic. We were wrong forcing Red Hats™️ to take the Covid vaccine. We could’ve solved our problems with Darwinism so easily.
No crowds, no traffic. We were wrong forcing Red Hats™️ to take the Covid vaccine. We could’ve solved our problems with Darwinism so easily.
🤡 Lmao I was wondering why music playback on the Nest Home was randomly stopping. It’s the hand gestures! I’m like five feet away and random arm movements are registering as the STOP gesture.
There’s a very simple solution to this.
(Cut my arms off.)
There’s a very simple solution to this.
(Cut my arms off.)
February 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
🤡 Lmao I was wondering why music playback on the Nest Home was randomly stopping. It’s the hand gestures! I’m like five feet away and random arm movements are registering as the STOP gesture.
There’s a very simple solution to this.
(Cut my arms off.)
There’s a very simple solution to this.
(Cut my arms off.)
Me posting that ‘Better Man’ is actually a better time at the movies than ‘A Complete Unknown.’
January 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me posting that ‘Better Man’ is actually a better time at the movies than ‘A Complete Unknown.’
Four more fucking years of this tomfoolery.
January 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Four more fucking years of this tomfoolery.
📌 Costco from 11–2 on weekdays is for the baddies who don’t fuck around.
We’re on a mission, we have a list, we know what we’re doing. We aren’t here to lollygag and graze on samples. We can be in and out with a full cart within 15–20 minutes.
If you can’t get with the program, get out of the way.
We’re on a mission, we have a list, we know what we’re doing. We aren’t here to lollygag and graze on samples. We can be in and out with a full cart within 15–20 minutes.
If you can’t get with the program, get out of the way.
December 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM
📌 Costco from 11–2 on weekdays is for the baddies who don’t fuck around.
We’re on a mission, we have a list, we know what we’re doing. We aren’t here to lollygag and graze on samples. We can be in and out with a full cart within 15–20 minutes.
If you can’t get with the program, get out of the way.
We’re on a mission, we have a list, we know what we’re doing. We aren’t here to lollygag and graze on samples. We can be in and out with a full cart within 15–20 minutes.
If you can’t get with the program, get out of the way.
Oh to be this unbothered.
December 29, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Oh to be this unbothered.
🎞️ Unless ‘Bloody Axe Wound’ tomorrow does something shocking, I think I can safely close the books on my 2024 power rankings. boxd.it/rJ1es
December 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
🎞️ Unless ‘Bloody Axe Wound’ tomorrow does something shocking, I think I can safely close the books on my 2024 power rankings. boxd.it/rJ1es
“Could be us but you playin’.”
December 28, 2024 at 12:43 AM
“Could be us but you playin’.”
The news truly provides zero value.
“He’s gonna do awful shit!”
“Everyone around him is a parasitic grifter!”
“It’s a mob operation from top to bottom!”
Yeah we’ve fucking known for decades but you welcomed this shit back so have at it, dummies.
“He’s gonna do awful shit!”
“Everyone around him is a parasitic grifter!”
“It’s a mob operation from top to bottom!”
Yeah we’ve fucking known for decades but you welcomed this shit back so have at it, dummies.
December 18, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The news truly provides zero value.
“He’s gonna do awful shit!”
“Everyone around him is a parasitic grifter!”
“It’s a mob operation from top to bottom!”
Yeah we’ve fucking known for decades but you welcomed this shit back so have at it, dummies.
“He’s gonna do awful shit!”
“Everyone around him is a parasitic grifter!”
“It’s a mob operation from top to bottom!”
Yeah we’ve fucking known for decades but you welcomed this shit back so have at it, dummies.
Ever have your alarm interrupt your dream before resolving whatever stakes or tension was building up?
Hate when my sleep ends on a cliffhanger.
Hate when my sleep ends on a cliffhanger.
November 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Ever have your alarm interrupt your dream before resolving whatever stakes or tension was building up?
Hate when my sleep ends on a cliffhanger.
Hate when my sleep ends on a cliffhanger.
Welcome to four more years of learning too much against your will about the most garbage ghouls ever.
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Welcome to four more years of learning too much against your will about the most garbage ghouls ever.
Stewy's "I feel like I'm taking a shit in The Guggenheim, y'all" is a Top 5 Succession zinger. Jesse Armstrong crazy for this one.
June 17, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Stewy's "I feel like I'm taking a shit in The Guggenheim, y'all" is a Top 5 Succession zinger. Jesse Armstrong crazy for this one.