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jitka.bsky.social
🐟 jitka 🐟
@jitka.bsky.social
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 2h
i had covid when i played it so for me it's the Covid Game
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 3h
i wish he had been in Silksong. He could have been Sherma
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 3h
i think the experience of "is that...yea that's Ben Starr" when playing a new video game is one that i will always enjoy. i hope he pops up somewhere in every game i play and i hope it's always a surprise
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 21h
If your mother was that educated she wouldn't serve you nine pizzas
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 1d
I also developed metal-organic frameworks but I guess I don't deserve a Nobel prize...wow
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 1d
that tracks somehow
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 1d
I hope "Axe Cop" doesn't ruin the Axe Cop kid's life/adulthood. Haha you're the Axe Cop guy your imagination was goofy and tonally inconsistent
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 1d
remember "Axe Cop"
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 1d
I give off 9 meter tall energy
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 1d
There's something I really like about jimmy johns. I think it's how good the sandwiches taste
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 2d
Surprising my coworkers who have never met me in person because I work remote by revealing during the company all hands that I am 8 meters tall
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 3d
I have to go to Philadelphia tomorrow
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 4d
We hate Eris, the embodiment of strife, don't we folks
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 4d
I always wonder what the most stereotypical pirate who ever lived was. How many pirates were there in the pirate age who did all the traditional pirate things. Peg leg, jolly roger, eye patch, parrot, arr matey. All that kind of thing. Had to be somebody who was the closest
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 5d
I'd be happy with any Scylla song
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 5d
I hope the Game Awards has a live performance of "I Am Gonna Claw Out Your Eyes (And Drown You To Death)"
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 5d
The new season of Taskmaster isn't difficult to watch apart from this though. Everybody on this season is really good
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 5d
This is what makes it difficult to watch the newest season of Taskmaster because there is a guy on there who deeply reminds me of somebody but I can never tell them of that because what if they don't like that guy. I don't want to insult somebody. Especially somebody I like/think is cool or funny
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 5d
You should never tell someone somebody reminds you of them. You don't know how they feel about the person that reminds you of them and they might take it as an insult even if it isn't one. I learned this many years ago
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 5d
what I mean is if you put a gun to my head and made me write a one minute SNL sketch it would have probably been something like Virgania Horsen's Hot Air Balloon Rides. But please don't do this to me
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 5d
the name Horsen in particular. That's a very jitka sort of name
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 5d
"Look, I bought a balloon. That doesn't mean I think I'm better than everyone else"
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 5d
I have found a lot of things on SNL to be funny but I think the most spiritually "me" thing I can think of from SNL is Kristen Wiig as Virgania Horsen, owner of Virgania Horsen's Hot Air Balloon Rides
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 6d
Seems like everybody hates the new taylor swift album. I myself have not listened to it
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🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka.bsky.social · 6d
I've finished Hollow Knight Silksong. It's good
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