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a smooth, fist-sized river rock
I think they should make an AGI that only I can use. And it obeys me and does what I want and doesn't universal paperclips me
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It's funny to imagine Bananza is an accurate representation of the interior of our planet. It's a Journey to the Center of the Earth type intricate cave system teeming with life, all of it completely banana-themed
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It's funny to think about Burl Ives as a little kid still named Burl. Burl the toddler
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
thinking about Boston James Bond
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i'm seeing "way mo" waymos than i expected to!
it's crazy how many waymos i see every day. it's like 25 to 30 waymos per day
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
it's crazy how many waymos i see every day. it's like 25 to 30 waymos per day
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
One meme thing from a couple years ago that I like that they should bring back is "songs with every other beat missing" like Smooth Criminal But Every Other Beat Is Missing
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
thinking about someone named Brody Clownhaver. He doesn't have a clown it's just his name
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What would be wonderful for me to have for dinner today
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
guy whose name is Jimm with two M's. Makes sure to specify when introducing himself. "I'm Jimm, with two M's"
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
that humble little crocodile has returned
that humble little crocodile has returned
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
They stay the same age...same age...same age...
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I like it when near future science fiction has people talking about their great historical figures and they list a couple we already know and then one from their past/our future. Star Trek talking about all the big baseball heroes like Babe Ruth and "Buck Bokai"
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I like it when a commercial makes sense. OfficeMax, guy distributing office supplies, soundtrack of "Rubberband Man". Makes sense. Good commercial
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's nice that immediately after a season of UK Taskmaster ends, they start airing one of the Aus or NZ seasons every week. Those are almost as good and it's nice to always have some Taskmaster to watch
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i try not to watch clips of donald speaking but imagining how he pronounces the word "Mamdani" is pretty fun. we've been talking very strongly with Mister Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i know the West Wing is not in vogue these days but i think the Butterball Hotline bit holds up even despite everything else of that show. that's just good comedy
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
VR has very limited use cases and none of them are going to be The Metaverse but one thing you have to hand it to VR about is it's great for miniature golf. the game Walkabout Minigolf in my opinion is a very beautiful game that's a lot of fun
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Canadians to me sort of have a 90s accent. In the 90s everyone sounded like that but now only Canadians still do
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
my newest opinion is that the Rolling Stones song "Out of Time" is approximately 1:40 too long
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Play us a song on the piano, you're the piano man
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I like to imagine Nostradamus having visions about Donald Trump and trying to figure out what Trump's deal is so he can write a prophecy about him
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
one thing I like to do is buy two rotisserie chickens for $5 each from sam's club and take them home and put on some vinyl gloves and rip all the meat off them while they're still hot and put it all in a giant tupperware and then use the meat for miscellaneous meat purposes for the next ~10 days
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Clifford Buzz Grambo
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What I like of this is the idea that an Ape Welcome Party has an established color scheme and it's green and slightly purple
psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM