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a smooth, fist-sized river rock
Starting 2026 book thread. Took longer than it should have to read this. I blame getting laid off and the video game Balatro
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Somewhere out there is the guy who looks the most like the guy from the cover of Q: Are We Not Men A: We Are Devo

I hope he knows it and he leans into it and he has the hat and everything
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Bird
February 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Was looking at the Grammy lists and saw this and you know, fair enough
February 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The algorithm can't be wrong. I'll watch @hellocullen.bsky.social's new show
January 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If my last name was Holf I would have no choice but to start a business making and selling Ouds so that I could call it Holf Ouds
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
They should come up with things to say everything in the California state flag represents, like they should come up with something for the 12 tufts of darker grass. "The 12 dark tufts of grass represent California's 12 beloved and scenic grassy areas"
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Since before I was born
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the difference between the Microsoft salute emoji and the iOS salute emoji is enormous. the MS one is servile, obsequious. the iOS one is dignified. I will never use the Microsoft salute emoji
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
people focus on flute guy at the game awards orchestra medley part every year but i feel like Plastic Translucent Trumpet Visibly Full of Spit Guy needs more credit
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
back on Twitter someone replied to the triangle train with this post for my birthday. thank you Borka Sykorka this is genuinely very kind
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Wouldn't you stop to look for these guys? I always do and always will
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
They stay the same age...same age...same age...
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
To be clear I am not going to drop $5000 on a painting. But I did pay $125 for a print of this
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
they're both cool but if im going to drop $5000 on a 4 foot by 5 foot painting give me the flower monsters
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the full weight of the federal government of the United States of America comes to bear on 11 1/4 Dozen Packages of Articles Labeled in Part Mrs. Moffat's Shoo-Fly Powders for Drunkenness
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
That's the ticket
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Saw a robut
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
got a call from a number i didn't recognize, googled it and it came back with this. I wish I had answered. I want to talk to the Foot Cream Auto Parts Institute
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"The suit wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it"

where did you buy it. Gotham must have a no-questions-asked villain tailor. have there been any one shot comics about him? how deeply has this been explored
October 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I like to think about where Batman villains get their Batman villain outfits in-universe. Two-Face, mentally unstable, disfigured in a terrible accident less than a week prior, going into Gotham Fashions and ordering this suit. Standing there getting measured for it
October 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is the only tradition i am carrying over from twitter. we can't let Elon keep us from wishing the Roaming Gnome a happy birthday
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'd like to wish the Travelocity Roaming Gnome a very happy 49th birthday
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Is Hades 2 supposed to have the jpg artifact look like this, is this a Known Issue and there's a patch coming or something
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Whenever I go for my run I pass this mailbox shadow and I always appreciate how perfectly centered on the sidewalk it is. Doesn't hang off the edges at all. Really scratches an itch for me for some reason
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM