Stacy Kelly
@jitterylobster.bsky.social
Bi/Pan, Ally, Gen X, maker of shenanigans, too old for this shit, and fed up with stupidity.
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When Trump imposes tariffs on Colombian coffee, Colombian flowers, Colombian bananas and pineapples and avocados, on Colombian oil, it's us Americans who will pay those added costs. We're not even a week into Trump's term and he's already imposed a brand new tax on all of us.
January 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When Trump imposes tariffs on Colombian coffee, Colombian flowers, Colombian bananas and pineapples and avocados, on Colombian oil, it's us Americans who will pay those added costs. We're not even a week into Trump's term and he's already imposed a brand new tax on all of us.
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Holy Toledo, The Times of Israel was reporting that Elon Musk gave the Nazi salute _twice_ at the Trump Victory Rally and I went and checked and yes, he did it twice.
This was not a mistake.
This was not a mistake.
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Holy Toledo, The Times of Israel was reporting that Elon Musk gave the Nazi salute _twice_ at the Trump Victory Rally and I went and checked and yes, he did it twice.
This was not a mistake.
This was not a mistake.
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There is nothing more insane than Mike Johnson - from the state of LOUISIANA - setting the precedent of conditioning disaster relief on political concessions.
Louisiana.
Louisiana.
January 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There is nothing more insane than Mike Johnson - from the state of LOUISIANA - setting the precedent of conditioning disaster relief on political concessions.
Louisiana.
Louisiana.
Disgusting.. fragile masculinity.
Meta is dismantling its employee diversity and equity programs, reversing a years-long approach to creating a more inclusive and equitable environment for women and underrepresented groups.
Mark Zuckerberg says corporate culture was ‘neutered’ as Meta scraps DEI
The move reverses a years-long approach to diversity, equity and inclusion policies that the tech giant once embraced as critical to its success.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Disgusting.. fragile masculinity.
This column doing the Lord’s work.
this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer
January 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This column doing the Lord’s work.
Ooo!! One of my favorite REM tunes!
January 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ooo!! One of my favorite REM tunes!
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Breaking News: President-elect Trump’s advisers are said to be trying to identify a disease that could help them justify closing the U.S. border with Mexico. They have spent months trying to find the right disease to build their case.
Inside Trump’s Search for a Health Threat to Justify His Immigration Crackdown
President-elect Donald J. Trump’s advisers have spent months trying to identify a disease that will help them build their case for closing the border.
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Breaking News: President-elect Trump’s advisers are said to be trying to identify a disease that could help them justify closing the U.S. border with Mexico. They have spent months trying to find the right disease to build their case.
Jason Carter’s tribute to his PawPaw has me teary and laughing. So beautiful.. so much love.
January 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Jason Carter’s tribute to his PawPaw has me teary and laughing. So beautiful.. so much love.
Solemnly watching the funeral of President Carter. He was a rare person of character and deep commitment to humanity. Peace be with him and you. 🕊️
January 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Solemnly watching the funeral of President Carter. He was a rare person of character and deep commitment to humanity. Peace be with him and you. 🕊️
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This is the year 2025 and the incoming felon elect of United States of America was just asked by the press in all seriousness, if he was going to “use military force to acquire Canada.”
Military force to acquire Fucking Canada!!!!!
This is where we are now.
Holy fucking shit.
Military force to acquire Fucking Canada!!!!!
This is where we are now.
Holy fucking shit.
January 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This is the year 2025 and the incoming felon elect of United States of America was just asked by the press in all seriousness, if he was going to “use military force to acquire Canada.”
Military force to acquire Fucking Canada!!!!!
This is where we are now.
Holy fucking shit.
Military force to acquire Fucking Canada!!!!!
This is where we are now.
Holy fucking shit.
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If you want to smell of anus, and armpits:
December 7, 2024 at 2:08 PM
If you want to smell of anus, and armpits:
Hegseth doesn’t think women should serve in combat roles, yet he’s okay with his MOM fighting his battles.
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Hegseth doesn’t think women should serve in combat roles, yet he’s okay with his MOM fighting his battles.
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The US military is too feminized, says 44-year-old man whose mommy is calling US Senators on his behalf to get them to approve his nomination as Defense Secretary.
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
The US military is too feminized, says 44-year-old man whose mommy is calling US Senators on his behalf to get them to approve his nomination as Defense Secretary.
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I developed a love of reading early in life. It has been my greatest teacher, and travel has been my second.
December 5, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I developed a love of reading early in life. It has been my greatest teacher, and travel has been my second.
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What she said.
Don't follow me unless you enjoy bad jokes about horrible politicians and billionaire fuck faces.
December 4, 2024 at 2:03 AM
What she said.
Gaetz: Guess my nomination is toast.
Patel: Hold my beer.
Hegseth: Glug, Glug, Glug.
Patel: Hold my beer.
Hegseth: Glug, Glug, Glug.
December 3, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Gaetz: Guess my nomination is toast.
Patel: Hold my beer.
Hegseth: Glug, Glug, Glug.
Patel: Hold my beer.
Hegseth: Glug, Glug, Glug.
Not sure what makes me want to hibernate more: Turkey leftovers, these fecking cabinet noms, or Everton’s massive loss today. 😒
December 1, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Not sure what makes me want to hibernate more: Turkey leftovers, these fecking cabinet noms, or Everton’s massive loss today. 😒
Absolutely loved the Yacht Rock Dockumentary on Max. Nerding out on this list: www.yachtornyacht.com
Yacht or Nyacht?
www.yachtornyacht.com
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Absolutely loved the Yacht Rock Dockumentary on Max. Nerding out on this list: www.yachtornyacht.com
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No mother “accidentally” tells her son he’s a piece of shit when it comes to women.
December 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
No mother “accidentally” tells her son he’s a piece of shit when it comes to women.
Gaetz is out! Must be really scared of the reports being released. No backsies on the stepping down from Congress. Lol
November 21, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Gaetz is out! Must be really scared of the reports being released. No backsies on the stepping down from Congress. Lol