Panda Lakshmi
@jivedonut.bsky.social
I’m ready for this jelly
Smarter than both Mayor McCheese and Grimace
Smarter than both Mayor McCheese and Grimace
“Most NFL Players Approve of Bad Bunny”
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“Most NFL Players Approve of Bad Bunny”
An officer involved upchucking
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
An officer involved upchucking
yeah came here to say this - Crazy was a huge international hit
January 27, 2026 at 11:57 PM
yeah came here to say this - Crazy was a huge international hit
Philip was looking for a job and then he found a job (at CBS news)
And heaven knows he’s miserable now
And heaven knows he’s miserable now
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Philip was looking for a job and then he found a job (at CBS news)
And heaven knows he’s miserable now
And heaven knows he’s miserable now
Write a better headline
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Write a better headline
Similar where I am. Apple calling for - foot of snow and other apps for 1-2” wintery mix
January 21, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Similar where I am. Apple calling for - foot of snow and other apps for 1-2” wintery mix
Hey now, you’re an all star
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Hey now, you’re an all star
If there is a grace period, Colson Whitehead. Illusionist came out in 1999
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If there is a grace period, Colson Whitehead. Illusionist came out in 1999
May I suggest making skeets that get neither liked nor reskeeted
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
May I suggest making skeets that get neither liked nor reskeeted
If you make it 10 years instead of 15 The Cure, U2, and Beastie Boys can be in the mix.
April 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
If you make it 10 years instead of 15 The Cure, U2, and Beastie Boys can be in the mix.
The marshmallow wanter
March 28, 2024 at 10:14 AM
The marshmallow wanter
Just to be clear - this is a heads up because a postal worker was performing their job?
March 10, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Just to be clear - this is a heads up because a postal worker was performing their job?
I had a London Calling poster on my wall for a long time before I ever listened to The Clash.
February 21, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I had a London Calling poster on my wall for a long time before I ever listened to The Clash.