jj
@jj-thejetpain.bsky.social
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seeing a new doctor today and there’s a BMI chart in the office uh oh uh oh uh oh
August 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
seeing a new doctor today and there’s a BMI chart in the office uh oh uh oh uh oh
is it not enough that my hormones wreak havoc on my reproductive organs, they must also lay siege upon my digestive track?? have i truly sinned so unforgivably that the incessant contortion of my uterus is not punishment enough that i must also be confined to the toilet 6 hours of the day???
August 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
is it not enough that my hormones wreak havoc on my reproductive organs, they must also lay siege upon my digestive track?? have i truly sinned so unforgivably that the incessant contortion of my uterus is not punishment enough that i must also be confined to the toilet 6 hours of the day???
seeing a new hair stylist today and EVERYTHING IS SO CONFUSING WHY DO I FEEL LIKE ITS MY FIRST DAY ON EARTH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING????
August 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
seeing a new hair stylist today and EVERYTHING IS SO CONFUSING WHY DO I FEEL LIKE ITS MY FIRST DAY ON EARTH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING????
i feel bad when i go into a bathroom stall right next to one that’s already occupied but it’s not my fault i can only use certain stalls bc if the toilet paper roll is on the wrong side i will contemplate arson
August 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i feel bad when i go into a bathroom stall right next to one that’s already occupied but it’s not my fault i can only use certain stalls bc if the toilet paper roll is on the wrong side i will contemplate arson
i’m having a bad day and there’s nothing i can do about bc it’s all hormones and my next appointment isn’t for another week so i just have to wait and push through this haze of anger and disorientation and hope i don’t snap at anyone u care about in the meantime…
August 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i’m having a bad day and there’s nothing i can do about bc it’s all hormones and my next appointment isn’t for another week so i just have to wait and push through this haze of anger and disorientation and hope i don’t snap at anyone u care about in the meantime…
my sugar daddy, looking at my rims: “there isn’t a curb in aurora you haven’t hit”
August 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
my sugar daddy, looking at my rims: “there isn’t a curb in aurora you haven’t hit”
do shrink wrapped packs of gum no longer come with that pre-cut tab to help you remove the plastic?? the way i just opened this pack of gum was truly barbaric and i’m embarrassed…
August 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
do shrink wrapped packs of gum no longer come with that pre-cut tab to help you remove the plastic?? the way i just opened this pack of gum was truly barbaric and i’m embarrassed…
if only love were enough…
July 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
if only love were enough…
how can men who “””date””” teenagers sleep at night????
just increased the minimum age i’m willing to see on hinge by one year but it feels significant. i kept seeing 25 year olds and thinking “but you’re a baby??” tbh might bring it up to 27 (only one year younger than me) bc idk man 26 is just barelyyyy feeling acceptable
July 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
how can men who “””date””” teenagers sleep at night????
just increased the minimum age i’m willing to see on hinge by one year but it feels significant. i kept seeing 25 year olds and thinking “but you’re a baby??” tbh might bring it up to 27 (only one year younger than me) bc idk man 26 is just barelyyyy feeling acceptable
July 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
just increased the minimum age i’m willing to see on hinge by one year but it feels significant. i kept seeing 25 year olds and thinking “but you’re a baby??” tbh might bring it up to 27 (only one year younger than me) bc idk man 26 is just barelyyyy feeling acceptable
so who’s gonna buy me the harry styles vibrator??
July 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
so who’s gonna buy me the harry styles vibrator??
can someone unscrew my head from my body and twist and scrunch my neck around like one of these bad boys i’m pretty sure that would fix me
July 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
can someone unscrew my head from my body and twist and scrunch my neck around like one of these bad boys i’m pretty sure that would fix me
it is taking every single muscle fiber i have to fight against the urge to swing my legs up and over the back of my chair and lay my head down towards the ground i feel like a caged animal sitting at this desk i need to ZOOM i need to RUN i need to GET OUT OF HERE
July 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it is taking every single muscle fiber i have to fight against the urge to swing my legs up and over the back of my chair and lay my head down towards the ground i feel like a caged animal sitting at this desk i need to ZOOM i need to RUN i need to GET OUT OF HERE
every day i get on my knees and beg myself for forgiveness for ever allowing myself to believe i was NOT the most beautiful person in the world
July 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
every day i get on my knees and beg myself for forgiveness for ever allowing myself to believe i was NOT the most beautiful person in the world
caught myself planning how long i should wait before texting back. 🚨 AHT AHT!!!! 🚨 that’s what insecure jj did when they were trying to seem nonchalant and not too loud. we’re not playing that game anymore. i WILL be loud and upfront about my interest bc i value honesty and EYE think im cool as fuck
July 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
caught myself planning how long i should wait before texting back. 🚨 AHT AHT!!!! 🚨 that’s what insecure jj did when they were trying to seem nonchalant and not too loud. we’re not playing that game anymore. i WILL be loud and upfront about my interest bc i value honesty and EYE think im cool as fuck
yearning during the work day is so depressing. the only view i’m greeted with while gazing out the window is 6 square miles of parking lot
July 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
yearning during the work day is so depressing. the only view i’m greeted with while gazing out the window is 6 square miles of parking lot
the way i speak to the computer program i use at work would get me sent to hr daily if it were a human being but you know what? if a human being acted the way my specific computer program behaves they would be fired before the end of their first day
June 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
the way i speak to the computer program i use at work would get me sent to hr daily if it were a human being but you know what? if a human being acted the way my specific computer program behaves they would be fired before the end of their first day
i DRAGGEDDDD myself out of bed today my supervisor is LUCKY i am here at all. if anything even slightly inconveniences me i quit
June 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i DRAGGEDDDD myself out of bed today my supervisor is LUCKY i am here at all. if anything even slightly inconveniences me i quit
my personal favorite thing about morning sex is the feeling that last night’s activities were not enough; you simply *must* squeeze in one more
June 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
my personal favorite thing about morning sex is the feeling that last night’s activities were not enough; you simply *must* squeeze in one more
when the playlist i intentionally curated to elicit a specific emotion starts eliciting that specific emotion
June 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
when the playlist i intentionally curated to elicit a specific emotion starts eliciting that specific emotion
just messaged a man on hinge who hasn’t responded to me in 2 weeks
June 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
just messaged a man on hinge who hasn’t responded to me in 2 weeks
i’ve recently started diving into agatha christie, and i love the frivolity with which she throws around the word “ejaculated”
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i’ve recently started diving into agatha christie, and i love the frivolity with which she throws around the word “ejaculated”
i had an audition today and while i did deffo have some nerves about it i ultimately was feeling pretty good about it and was super excited to be in a show again but as soon as i walked through the door i burst into tears and ran outside and had a 30 minute panic attack and missed the audition 🥲
June 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i had an audition today and while i did deffo have some nerves about it i ultimately was feeling pretty good about it and was super excited to be in a show again but as soon as i walked through the door i burst into tears and ran outside and had a 30 minute panic attack and missed the audition 🥲
a man did this to me once. we were spooning on the couch in a REMOTE CABIN in the middle of BUTTFUCK NOWHERE WISCONSIN and he said, in earnest, “it would be so easy to kill you right now :3” and he really did not understand why i was freaked out by that
June 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
a man did this to me once. we were spooning on the couch in a REMOTE CABIN in the middle of BUTTFUCK NOWHERE WISCONSIN and he said, in earnest, “it would be so easy to kill you right now :3” and he really did not understand why i was freaked out by that
the title of my memoir is going to be “i should have peed before this”
June 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
the title of my memoir is going to be “i should have peed before this”