Christmas Wrapping for sure

Think of the Reality TV possibilities!
Nine months in a metal tube together!

Could that square thing be some au gratin potatoes?

Bari Weiss is the J. D. Vance of Katie Millers, charisma-wise

I should have known..

Nobody beats you on the BROOKS BEAT

Eric Schmitt, you are worthless and weak. Please resume your supine position under Trump’s Golden shower of lies.

some really good chocolate. sorry that's so expensive this year.

When is she going to face off with Morrissey for the "Crankiest Boomer* on Tour" award?

* OK, SM is a year or two out of the boomer zone, but she's making it work. GET OFF HER LAWN, YOU KIDS!

mmmm... tater pancakes...

She's not staring at the curry puff, she's staring at YOU.

"You, become my slave.. you are in my thrall.. deliver to me all that I desire... GIVE ME THAT HEAVENLY AMBROSIA YOU ARE CLUTCHING IN YOUR GREEDY CLAW...
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" [insert demonic laughter here)

Whoever invented edibles has a lot to answer for