I actually love how commercial Christmas is that’s one of the best parts about it
December 22, 2024 at 2:44 AM
I actually love how commercial Christmas is that’s one of the best parts about it
Don’t trust people who went to Dartmouth
December 21, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Don’t trust people who went to Dartmouth
Gifting can be so hard when the recipient isn’t cosmopolitan.
December 18, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Gifting can be so hard when the recipient isn’t cosmopolitan.
I hate Harry Potter but Michael Gambon as Dumbledore is one of the biggest miscastings in film history
December 7, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I hate Harry Potter but Michael Gambon as Dumbledore is one of the biggest miscastings in film history
Showing bellybutton is so vulgar. Like “here’s where I was connected to my mom”
December 7, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Showing bellybutton is so vulgar. Like “here’s where I was connected to my mom”
It’s crazy when you consider how many times Bradley Cooper likely bottomed for Victor Garber
December 6, 2024 at 11:29 PM
It’s crazy when you consider how many times Bradley Cooper likely bottomed for Victor Garber
I kinda gagged Kirby two years ago when I told him an exhibition was “so simple in its complexity”
December 6, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I kinda gagged Kirby two years ago when I told him an exhibition was “so simple in its complexity”
My career has mostly been in what I call the “retail arts and sciences”
December 5, 2024 at 10:22 PM
My career has mostly been in what I call the “retail arts and sciences”
Who did Judge Reinhold vote for?
December 3, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Who did Judge Reinhold vote for?
“Dictated, not read” is kinda the original “sent with Siri”
December 3, 2024 at 12:55 AM
“Dictated, not read” is kinda the original “sent with Siri”
“You’re gonna need to work on your accent if you wanna make it in New York” I just said to a random TikToker in my phone
December 2, 2024 at 2:01 AM
“You’re gonna need to work on your accent if you wanna make it in New York” I just said to a random TikToker in my phone
Friendsgiving is such a bleak word
November 24, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Friendsgiving is such a bleak word
Most of my wealth is in alternative assets (Jersey Mikes loyalty “shore points”)
November 23, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Most of my wealth is in alternative assets (Jersey Mikes loyalty “shore points”)
George Bush was president when I first kissed a boy that’s crazy
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
George Bush was president when I first kissed a boy that’s crazy
Every day I’m comforted the tiniest amount by the blessing we didn’t have to witness Joan Rivers become a Trump supporter
November 22, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Every day I’m comforted the tiniest amount by the blessing we didn’t have to witness Joan Rivers become a Trump supporter
Madonna in her 50s was defo her hottest era
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Madonna in her 50s was defo her hottest era
I know everything about Kirby except his birthstone (mine is emerald)
November 21, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I know everything about Kirby except his birthstone (mine is emerald)
🧖🏻 this emoji is for steam room cruising. This emoji is cruising me in the steam room
November 21, 2024 at 10:48 PM
🧖🏻 this emoji is for steam room cruising. This emoji is cruising me in the steam room
I hope every single project based around Harry Potter fails spectacularly for Warner Brothers Discovery, it is hard for me to understand the hate this author has in her heart for other humans who are just trying to live their own lives safely. variety.com/2024/tv/news...
HBO Says ‘Harry Potter’ Series Will ‘Benefit’ From J.K. Rowling’s Involvement: She ‘Has the Right to Express Her Personal Views’
HBO supports J.K. Rowling's involvement with the new "Harry Potter" show as the core fanbase grapples with Rowling’s controversial views on trans identity.
variety.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I hope every single project based around Harry Potter fails spectacularly for Warner Brothers Discovery, it is hard for me to understand the hate this author has in her heart for other humans who are just trying to live their own lives safely. variety.com/2024/tv/news...
I really wanted an American Girl doll when I was a kid
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I really wanted an American Girl doll when I was a kid
Hate this man but he really ate here
November 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Hate this man but he really ate here