I do not “identify”.
I Am.

I don’t know NUTHIN about WNBA but now I know two players names.
Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham

There is absolutely no reason why I should’ve had caffeine at 8pm. My papaw ass is gonna be up all night now

Yooo this Vanilla Coke from Wendy’s is slappppin my pu**y rn it’s so fucking good in this hot weather

Gotta go back to Jungle Jim’s.
Not only for the cool snacks, but also do I can spiral in several different counties and continents

Ain’t nothing lil Reba can’t fix

I keep thinking about my free gold star chili coupon.

Now gurl, why the hell is Heidi Montag a headliner for a #queer #pride festival?!

I just assume everyone on here is either gonna be naked half the time or looking for someone else to be naked. Which, fair valid.
Yall do you!!! BUT You’re not gettin these cookies over for FREE.
You’re gettin Reba and #highthoughts from me, kids. Sorry to disappoint.

🏳️‍⚧️ #happypridemonth

This year is half way over, and the only semi impressive thing I’ve managed to do so far is watch the entire #TwilightSaga

Ik it’s been YEARS, but I still get mad when I think about #HannahMontana episodes where Hannah Dated Jake Ryan’s punk ass.

The longer I stay up at night, the more tempted I am to go to the kitchen to get me a lil snacky snack

🤦🏼‍♀️

Marketing even at #pride

Johnny is there, here , and everywhere

Oh here we go again girl.
Another social media that papaw doesn’t know how to use, but downloaded anyway so he can talk to himself 😅