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JJW @jjw.wtf · Apr 2

Send me your silica gel packets 🤤

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JJW @jjw.wtf · 21h

i heard chris luxon cums sand

JJW @jjw.wtf · 22h

STOP IT

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Tombmas Spooks @thomasfuchs.at · 1d

How many trillions of dollars have been invested into this technology so far?

Google search for "austria hungary in space"

Google excitedly tells you about the 1889 orbital flight, and that by 1908 there was a Mars research output with 30 people.

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JJW @jjw.wtf · 1d

Would love to be onboard with this tiny little car ride… au.linkedin.com/in/jacksonjw...

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JJW @jjw.wtf · 1d

@telotrucks.bsky.social how can I take a test drive in Australia?!

JJW @jjw.wtf · 1d

Imagine being in the medieval world, you’ve just ridden a cart over the muddiest rockiest paths for for 4 months fending off bandits and thieves from your cargo of barley and you get to Constantinople and it’s being sieged by Maslama ibn Abd al-Malik. What do you even do?

JJW @jjw.wtf · 1d

Must’ve dropped off a digit there *120

JJW @jjw.wtf · 1d

Just write to Peter Jackson demanding a series about Ents.

JJW @jjw.wtf · 1d

The fever dream was Sky Pirates. Zero stars. Do not recommend. THERE ARE NO PIRATES

JJW @jjw.wtf · 1d

Although, we wouldn’t get the Ents without them and I just want a 12 episode series about them.

JJW @jjw.wtf · 1d

bsky.app/profile/jjw....

JJW @jjw.wtf · Jul 25

The 2009 Salient crew and I used to call Ryan Bridge “Indiana Journalist” because he once tried to submit a story and we couldn’t get any confirmation from anyone that what he had written was true.

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JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

Now there’s a spin off series I’d watch

JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

Definitely would’ve merked the shit after the Moria fiasco.

JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

“I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?”

— Diogenes

JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

This time the heroin will hit different.

JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

Still sick and rewatching Lord of the Rings for the 5822nd time. It seems to me Aragorn could have saved everyone a lot of pain and heartache by slitting Merry and Pippins throats. If not after the shit in the Prancing Pony but definitely after their fuck up on Weathertop.

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JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

And my axe, @parismarx.com!

cc @ai-rights.bsky.social

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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 2d

kill all clankers!

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JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

All cool and good. But one question: why can’t parents just, I dunno, parent their children and use the array of tools available to moderate what content is accessible 🤷‍♂️

CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 2d

last week, I wrote about how the rushed/bizarre teen social media ban policy process could lead to bad outcomes for Australians.

One scenario? Platforms forced to check users ages leak private data. Anyway, there's now a leak of some Discord user's passports

www.crikey.com.au/2025/09/30/a...

JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

For all the terrible work stories I’ve posted, I still refuse to tell you about the Kim Chi Incident. Stop asking.

JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

Hey ChatGPT, how do I become a cat?

JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

Surely you can think up some philosophical exercise based on on cat man and slide that into the final exam for extra credit?

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JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

Awwww

JJW @jjw.wtf · 2d

Yep:

JJW @jjw.wtf · Aug 3

Dude can’t dream any bigger than kids being tiny little cogs in the capitalist machine.

"We want every New Zealander to reach their full potential and contribute to a thriving economy — and that starts with our students," Luxon said.

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Douglas M. Charles, PhD @dmcharles.bsky.social · 2d

OK, let's do this again since some talking heads out there don't know what fascism is.

There is the wordy Paxton definition, & I have used this checklist in the fascism course I've taught for 20+ years.

Let's do this! 🧵

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