I think he’s waiting for the latest follicle hardware update from Cyberdene Systems

It's not just about yesterday. It's why we have to go to Liverpool and win to prove our title credentials and every dropped point is us bottling it. A draw away to one of the two challengers is fine. If social media was around during the Invincibles, imagine how those 12 draws would have landed

I wasn't aware of the Premier League rule that Arsenal have to win every match in order to be crowned champions. Because that is what people seem to be suggesting

I do think that to win the league you have to win every single game. I can’t remember the last champions who dropped any points. City are winning every game as are Chelsea. I couldn’t imagine Chelsea dropping points away at Stamford Bridge

I dunno. He’s a prick, but he knew VAR was bailing him out

He’s a proper shit isn’t he. You just know he’s detestable off the pitch. That video of him singing racist songs was of absolutely no surprise

True, but I am not loving the mention of Saka in there...

I'd hate for those type of goals to be chalked off. But more important for me was that this was a statement win, and a crucial one in the context of the weekend's results. But their *second* talking point was this refereeing decision. One which didn't change the course of the game

The second talking point in a game like that - NLD, us showing our title credentials, Tottenham looking toothless - is VAR talk. Honestly

For all the loveable village green gentle matey tweeness on TMS, they really do have some nasty fuckers on there

To be clear, this is an abhorrent solution to the climate change crisis, sacrificing the lives of billions. But, for those in power, it is also a much easier solution that tackling climate change itself

I, for one, appreciated his niche fascinations of the game, like "going to the football", "watching football" and "cheering when my team scores"

Relatedly, it's funny how 'working classes' never ever includes non-white working classes in this discussion