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Joey
@jkardos.bsky.social
“sans” is one of the worst words ever. Absolutely does not roll off the tongue or feel good in any sentence
May 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
They call me Joey Aura del Mundo
May 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I hope the birds at my bird feeder fuck with Alice In chains
May 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Contractor on my roof just started playing doobie brothers loud as hell on a speaker . I’m paying him triple
May 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Jumping spiders are so based
May 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I see this app on my Home Screen and it starts calling to me to shitpost like the fucking green goblin mask
May 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Shaqaroni is bull shit
April 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Guinness in America is so bad I want to go to Ireland just to make sure it’s not actually that bad
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I Love Sea of Thieves
April 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Currently doing barnacle research
March 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It’s all about drinking water in the morning Man
March 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Soon I think 🙂‍↕️
When is Cleveland gonna get a blue sky haha #winter
March 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Goat
March 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Cooking a steak is so much more fun when you don’t have a bitch ass smoke detector in your ear telling you it’s on fire
March 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Lady Gaga is an absolute master of the chorus. And the pre chorus for that matter
March 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Time to go out and experience the world” I say to myself as I put on slippers to bring the trash bins in
March 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Galley boy sandwich is gross
February 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
1980s airplane core goes so hard
February 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
sockapella dude
January 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Can we stop putting almonds in perfectly good chocolate
January 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
fuck almonds
January 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Good morning world
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My fridge makes some freak ass noises bro
December 31, 2024 at 5:17 AM
There’s one beer left
December 22, 2024 at 2:53 AM
They already robbed another crabs treasure and yes I am angry about it
Remember gamers, no matter what happens at the The Game Awards this year, your favorite game got robbed and you need to be unreasonably angry about it ❤️
December 9, 2024 at 10:31 PM