Passing a pair of identical looking trucks on the highway while on crack head energy

Me: damn are those the twin towers because I wanna crash my plane into them

There are times where I absolutely love my dog and will do anything for her, and there are times where I absolutely hate her, today is one of those hate times. I woke up to a trashed kitchen and then while I was cleaning it she pooped her diaper and now my apartment smells like shit

I think I might actually have a mental breakdown

Anyone else still refuse to believe tt will be shutdown? Like maybe I'm delusional but maybe something will happen tonight to stop it from being banned

If TikTok gets banned can Blue Skye add a reals feature so I don't have to go to those other apps? @bsky.app 🥺

Natlan from genshin is essentially wakanda from marvel

Gold star lesbians are the female equivalent of an alpha male

Ya know, if the traditional methods of having your cat stay off things you don't want them on, try mimicking their behaviors and do territorial mannerisms like growling or hissing at them that tell them "hey this is my space, you're not allowed" followed by a light grab to mimick biting

Shes so used to my weed coughs she sleeps right through them

Reddit recap

This will forever be my greatest TikTok achievement

It's comfort anime time

I don't even believe trump will be president again, Im almost positive we elected Vance

For someone who doesn't like alcohol and doesn't drink I had to take a double shot of whiskey when I got got home because of the results

Today I have deactivated my account and deleted Twitter off of my phone