Cantankerous Kelly
@jkellynelson.bsky.social
The moral majority turned ostrich collective
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
The moral majority turned ostrich collective
And we’re deranged. Mmmkay
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And we’re deranged. Mmmkay
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There’s a lesson here about writing in the age of weaponized lies: Always precede false claims with giant red text, ideally wrapped in a <blink> tag, that says “THIS IS A LIE I AM REFUTING!!”
But also, why is a book that makes this kind of lazy, bad-faith argumentation getting any accolades at all?
But also, why is a book that makes this kind of lazy, bad-faith argumentation getting any accolades at all?
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There’s a lesson here about writing in the age of weaponized lies: Always precede false claims with giant red text, ideally wrapped in a <blink> tag, that says “THIS IS A LIE I AM REFUTING!!”
But also, why is a book that makes this kind of lazy, bad-faith argumentation getting any accolades at all?
But also, why is a book that makes this kind of lazy, bad-faith argumentation getting any accolades at all?
Reposted by Cantankerous Kelly
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
![. . . very cooperative, but the police at that point had to let [redacted] know that what she had done that she could be facing charges.
Q And that was after they had told her earlier that she didn't need an attorney present, correct?
A Exactly.
Q Okay. So this happens to her with the Palm Beach Police Department and did the Palm Beach Police actually present or propose charging [redacted]?
A They did get a probable cause affidavit against [redacted].
Q And is that why Ms. [redacted] and her attorney were concerned about her testimony here?
A Yes.
Q Now was a subpoena issued for Ms. [redacted] on behalf of this grand jury?
A Yes, it was.
Q And before Ms. [redacted] would comply with that, did she -- did her attorney request some sort of order?
A Yes.
Q And what did he ask for?
A He asked for immunity for [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiariijffjjrgfh26o22jjr76pwprinvnbpkcho5lyi2sucfbqlooy@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
True but boats can also be time machines
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
True but boats can also be time machines
And yet even if Bill Clinton were your hero most can alter course in light of information that says Bill Clinton is anything but heroic.
As we are aware, this is rare in the MAGA cult even when that bus keeps backing over them
As we are aware, this is rare in the MAGA cult even when that bus keeps backing over them
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
And yet even if Bill Clinton were your hero most can alter course in light of information that says Bill Clinton is anything but heroic.
As we are aware, this is rare in the MAGA cult even when that bus keeps backing over them
As we are aware, this is rare in the MAGA cult even when that bus keeps backing over them
Another who debased themselves and were left hanging in the wind.
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Another who debased themselves and were left hanging in the wind.
Just asking questions now mainstreamed
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just asking questions now mainstreamed
“I too have debased myself for Trump”
The bus is coming Marco
The bus is coming Marco
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“I too have debased myself for Trump”
The bus is coming Marco
The bus is coming Marco