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Jason
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Enjoys a classic game on the rocks. Financially responsible collector of Transformers and Legos.
Wizard’s Secret Lair System is like shopping at the Target and putting something in your cart. Then when you pay at the register and swipe your card the cashier takes the item and hands it to some random stranger and says ‘yeah this thing sold while you were walking around with it, oh well’
October 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is getting out of control. This set is over a month away and completely unaffordable for any average collector. Note that is nearing $100 PER PACK. Avatar is worse and it releases farther out.
August 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just found out one of our specialist doctors has multiple offices, one in network and one out of network of our insurance. Found out when one of our EOBs were drastically different and they accidentally billed from a different office. WTF.
August 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I remember watching the ending to Darksiders 1 and thinking how freaking bad-ass it was. While 2 was a great (3 not so much) and Genesis was fun, this looks intended to pick up right where 1 left off and I am soooo here for it!!

youtu.be/6eafBknCPcI?...
Darksiders 4 | Announcement Teaser
YouTube video by Darksiders
youtu.be
August 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Jago sleeps where Jago wants. We don't question it.
July 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
James Gunn says Superman is 'a story about basic human kindness'.

Kellyanne Conway responded by saying to 'stop throwing his ideology onto us'.

Proof Kellyanne is an alien.
July 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I keep thinking the Street Fighter movie is a joke every time a new cast member is announced, but it just keeps going and going.
July 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I cannot wait to see this. The book was amazing.

youtu.be/m08TxIsFTRI?...
Project Hail Mary - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
June 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Son is building a custom Vivi Magic deck so he grabbed a new mat. Figured I would go ahead and print a custom playmat tube to go along with it.
June 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I played FF 16 for PS5 and it was amazing end to end. Couldn't wait to get it when I saw it was available on Xbox.

First thing I HAD to do was disable rumble. Just horrible nonsensical vibration, especially during cut scenes.

Also perf drops in some scenes, even in performance mode. Still A+ game
June 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Think I'll finish Expidition 33... Oh hell this choice is rough, this one feels right though. Crap now I feel terrible, I'm not crying you're crying. We're going back and choosing the 'good' ending....GOD DAMNIT how can they both be the sad ending!?!
June 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
President concerned and willing to spend tax payer money to investigate exactly when Lucky changed the marshmallow shapes in his Lucky Charms cereal.
June 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hey game devs? When you are at your round table deciding achievements and point values. If someone suggests making them anything other than values of 5 , for example '21', you kick their ass and send them out of the meeting. No one wants that hassle.
June 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me Taco just reposted that Biden died in 2020 and a robot ran the country since. What the fuck does he put in his diet coke?
June 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just found out Transamerica hadn't cancelled my policy because they didn't believe it was my signature on the cancellation form. They thought it was a computer signature. My choice now is wait for the policy to lapse and cancel itself or fight for the original cancelation. This is beyond stupid.
May 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m torn on Wheel of Time being cancelled on Amazon. On one hand it was slightly entertaining on a budget of what looked like $10. On the other I’m glad I wont be there to see the revenge of Mecha-Loial.
May 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Unfortunately I don’t think Epic Universe is ready. We didn’t get to go on half the rides due to closures (including Harry Potter) the lack of shade is a deterrent, and somehow we got red paint on our shorts from something and the staff had no idea where. Only good thing was the food was amazing.
May 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Nintendo's Virtual Card system is a cluster. What used to be a simple matter of checking a license on launch is now a 10 minute process of getting both consoles inches from each other and transferring the digital license to the console I want to play the game on, every time I travel. WTH.
May 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What happens if on The Floor gameshow someone wins a duel and accidentally fills in a swastika?
April 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Guess I'm sitting on the other couch tonight ...
April 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A Windows update on my media server forced my local only account to bind to my Live account. Now I have a server auto-signing in as me and syncing all my content, and so far I've yet to find a way to reverse it. (Was there but they removed it, cause reasons). Did they just forget a persona?
April 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Raise your hand if you voted for higher drug prices. Anyone?
Trump says ‘major’ pharmaceutical tariffs on the way
He predicted the move would bring drug manufacturing back to the US.
www.politico.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@magic.wizards.com why is there a random Japanese card in my Tarkir collectors pack? Not only did I have to go find out what it was (and now need a side card to remember), I also found out it's worth less than if it was in English. Double gut-punch.
April 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just submitted an application for a job based in another country and in the section for 'currently residing in'... The United States was not in the long list of options. Subtle hint?
April 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Best underwater fight scene in the business. Val Kilmer was the man, and Top Secret will always be my go-to movie I can rewatch a million times. RIP to an amazing actor.

Also his Doc Holiday was pretty good. 😁
April 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM