The real Paul Shaffer must denounce his evil doppelganger.
December 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The real Paul Shaffer must denounce his evil doppelganger.
I think if he just doesn't mention it, half of the country will look at him and assume he got into politics after leading a union local.
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I think if he just doesn't mention it, half of the country will look at him and assume he got into politics after leading a union local.
Time for someone to retire to his yacht club.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Time for someone to retire to his yacht club.
This makes the people who manage to actually drive while drunk and playing with their phones seem like Sully landing on the Hudson.
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This makes the people who manage to actually drive while drunk and playing with their phones seem like Sully landing on the Hudson.
Hopefully there will be plenty of people who cease to find politics entertaining when it isn’t dominated by an “entertainer.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hopefully there will be plenty of people who cease to find politics entertaining when it isn’t dominated by an “entertainer.”
"Your desire to normalize public executions of your political opponents risks normalizing public executions of your political opponents." - Gregor Strasser in 1934, probably.
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Your desire to normalize public executions of your political opponents risks normalizing public executions of your political opponents." - Gregor Strasser in 1934, probably.
Why are they even doing this? Is dignity this dead and buried? Is there some company announcing the finishing nail gauge of 2025 in a splashy social media campaign?
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why are they even doing this? Is dignity this dead and buried? Is there some company announcing the finishing nail gauge of 2025 in a splashy social media campaign?
It is time to look to the 19th century texts, particularly The Townspeople v The King and Duke in Huckleberry Finn, to expand our definition of civil liability. Originalism demands it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It is time to look to the 19th century texts, particularly The Townspeople v The King and Duke in Huckleberry Finn, to expand our definition of civil liability. Originalism demands it.
“Asshole” is much pithier than “George Mason University Economist,” this is why you get paid to write.
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“Asshole” is much pithier than “George Mason University Economist,” this is why you get paid to write.
He should see what Fannie Lou Hamer had to say about Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
He should see what Fannie Lou Hamer had to say about Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
Trump is just jealous because his heart can't handle it anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Trump is just jealous because his heart can't handle it anymore.
A real journalist would have asked her if she let Giuliani have a sweaty grope or two to grease the skids. A pattern is a pattern.
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A real journalist would have asked her if she let Giuliani have a sweaty grope or two to grease the skids. A pattern is a pattern.
She previously tried to sell herself as a teen idol, right-wing racist influencer, etc. This is a person who has planned to be "famous" by whatever means since adolescence. She isn't sympathetic and she is acting. If Tim is really her friend, he has no discernment.
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
She previously tried to sell herself as a teen idol, right-wing racist influencer, etc. This is a person who has planned to be "famous" by whatever means since adolescence. She isn't sympathetic and she is acting. If Tim is really her friend, he has no discernment.
Is it unconstitutional for a state bar to reject a candidate if they just write "God wants me to be a lawyer" on the bar exam and turn it in without answering any questions?
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is it unconstitutional for a state bar to reject a candidate if they just write "God wants me to be a lawyer" on the bar exam and turn it in without answering any questions?
Is it converting all text to emoticons now, or just 25% of it?
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Is it converting all text to emoticons now, or just 25% of it?
I admire you for posting this on the public internet
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I admire you for posting this on the public internet
It is even better if you imagine it in his voice. Picture it screeching out of the tanned prune.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It is even better if you imagine it in his voice. Picture it screeching out of the tanned prune.
That guy seemed so affable, but then we got to: "trust the experts unless I disagree with them on a topic on which I have no expertise" which led to "my lived experience is the only valid one." I guess I am glad he isn't a fascist or whatever....
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
That guy seemed so affable, but then we got to: "trust the experts unless I disagree with them on a topic on which I have no expertise" which led to "my lived experience is the only valid one." I guess I am glad he isn't a fascist or whatever....
It is a fun illustration of Trump's real lifelong ambition: to be the fabulous, glamorous, and beloved mayor of NYC. Once he realized that was out of his grasp, he pandered to the poorly educated and became president instead.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It is a fun illustration of Trump's real lifelong ambition: to be the fabulous, glamorous, and beloved mayor of NYC. Once he realized that was out of his grasp, he pandered to the poorly educated and became president instead.
This was not hard to see coming, basically inevitable. This is possibly the hardest problem to solve within the culture of this country.
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This was not hard to see coming, basically inevitable. This is possibly the hardest problem to solve within the culture of this country.
One nice thing about ICP is that then are not down with that clown.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
One nice thing about ICP is that then are not down with that clown.
It is so hard to keep track of whether Warner or Kaine is the pathetic asshole in any given week. I sometimes envy people whose Senators are the one that winks at being a Nazi and the other that is too dumb to remember what a Nazi is.
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It is so hard to keep track of whether Warner or Kaine is the pathetic asshole in any given week. I sometimes envy people whose Senators are the one that winks at being a Nazi and the other that is too dumb to remember what a Nazi is.
It it says it right there in the Bible. You don't need to have any unpleasantness, no conflict, you just cut that baby right in half. Everyone wins, especially the baby!
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It it says it right there in the Bible. You don't need to have any unpleasantness, no conflict, you just cut that baby right in half. Everyone wins, especially the baby!
Mark Warner is like "I'm so rich I could be FDR, but Lindsey Graham seems so much happier."
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Mark Warner is like "I'm so rich I could be FDR, but Lindsey Graham seems so much happier."
My uncharitable take is that the ones caving because of federal workers are tired of hearing about them. It is a failure to make hard choices and bear the burden of leadership, because that would be personally Unpleasant. Fucking Mark Warner.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My uncharitable take is that the ones caving because of federal workers are tired of hearing about them. It is a failure to make hard choices and bear the burden of leadership, because that would be personally Unpleasant. Fucking Mark Warner.