Jeff Kloosterman
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Jeff Kloosterman
@jkloo.bsky.social
TCG Enjoyer | iOS App Enthusiast | Consumer of Books | 👩🏼‍⚕️👧🏼🐈‍⬛🦮 | ☕️🪴🎮🃏🎨📚🥏
Bonus: If the attack hits, how many cards does Tyler banish off the top of Nick's deck? [1, 2, 3, 5]
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@fabjudges.bsky.social poll idea:

Nic is Marked. Tyler (Slippy) plays Prismatic Leyline followed by Double Trouble (Red) then Horrors of the Past.

Then he resolves Take up the Mantle, targeting Double Trouble (Blue), then Just a Nick. What is the resulting attack power?

11, 13, 15, 16

#fabtcg
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is this the @thecardguyz.bsky.social effect? #fabtcg
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@chotrin.org Whatchu doing to this poor Prism! (really nice endgame management btw)
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
EZ
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
🤔🧐😳
October 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Been really enjoying RKO these past two weeks. Really gives the Uzuri play pattern vibes but being able to actually push damage (and have a fridge).

Gravy remains a tricky matchup that feels winnable with a few good breaks, but is also just an absolute _slog_. Likely my PQ deck for Sunday #fabtcg
October 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It does not. Discard is specifically from hand
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
🥹 (need to move a bunch of other stuff in too but gotta figure out the order)
September 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Soon...
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Had a great session of Earthborne Rangers today with the crew. My Ranger is a thematic “do nothing” guy who walks around with his pet Ferret and playing songs on a lute encouraging other to do risky things.

Made friends with a feral cat and found a sketchbook tho so that was pretty sick.
September 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Me sowing: “surely I don’t need to understand what the good reviled cards are”

Me reaping:

(Shoulda played Lyath)
September 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This update has been a lot of work, but also very fun to push the envelope on what my glorified number decrementer can do. I hope that the update is to everyone's liking and the app continues to find its audience. Thanks as always for the support, feedback, and kind words.
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Finally the Score UI:
* Extended the portraits to the screen edges
* Game timer
* Turn indicator
* Automatic turn changes w/ damage
* Shaved off a few rough edges that no one else notices or cares about

In settings you can also:
* Blur the portraits
* Un-rotate opposite hero
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This update packs in a bunch of little user tweak-able options for how the UI behaves. So the About screen gets a refresh to a more proper "Settings" screen to hold them ( subject to further changes in the future as I feel like all of the toggles at the top level here are borderline overwhelming 😬)
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Relatedly, the format picker was feeling unwieldy as LSS continues to add limited formats to the game (yeesh). I updated the format chooser to be a dedicated screen which I think it a little less fiddly than the nested menu and scales to more formats in the future.
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
First, the "Play" tab, or "Game Setup", ... or whatever I rename it to next. The spot where you pick what heroes are playing got a few big upgrades, notably the app now shows a preview of the Game UI, no more confusion over which spot is "You"! (Did you also see that you can set a timer? ✅)
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
🫡
September 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I think I finally got the last big interaction of this PitchLife update wrangled over breakfast. Choosing who is going first!

There are a lot of small (and large) UI changes landing in this version. Thanks to everyone for the suggestions and the kind words! #fabtcg
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Spent some time tinkering with this tonight.. This is more or less what I am thinking
September 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hey y'all, don't take this the wrong way, but kindly..... WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME PAGE? #fabtcg
September 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
All my #fabtcg Montreal players! Download Pitch Life to track your Tuffnut wins in style! Hope to see some screenshots that look like this tomorrow 🎉 apps.apple.com/us/app/pitch...
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
What about “Stan Za”
September 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ok but also.. Brute Necromancer when??
September 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Historically I have never played/enjoyed the Brute mechanics but Tuffnut looks unique enough to be interesting, with a different mid range deck building puzzle than others.

Also -
September 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM