Dammit, now I need some giant googly eyes....

You might as well just fuel the chaos at the point. Perhaps something like, "Maybe the 'environment' is the friends we make along the way".

How we even go mushrooms into our diet has to be the ultimate tale of "adventurous eating". I mean, "Well, Frank's dead, John's over there talking to God or something, but Rodney seems OK....".

Or Hanlon's Razor, "Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by ignorance".

Literally the only shark on my "Good Humans" list...

And why would he lie? I mean, if you can't trust a billionaire sex trafficker....