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Jkpancake
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I scream into a new void and hope it laughs
10 kids died we need to hard change vaccines

...so how many kids have been killed by guns this year alone?
How many of those were killed by AR-15s?
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Horror can only be scary and has nothing but tits and gore and would never be any deeper"
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sadly yes
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
wait i'm wrong this is also body horror

Bu yeah it is nice that directors now don't need to get as stuck in one genre and can get a little weird
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I mean hell people were trying to say Sinners wasn't a horror movie a few months ago
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Was? It still is like yeah horror can be up for awards but they still label it as "Psychological Thriller" if it actually wins

I should have been more specific one is body horror the other is more horror comedy
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I WANT THE CHEESY LIGHTNING, I WANT GUARD DOGS WHO SIT AROUND BEING SPOOKY, I WANT OBVIOUS MAT PAINTINGS WITH SNOW POURED IN FRONT OF THEM, I WANT ACTORS WHO GIVE DRAMATIC READS TO SILLY SEX JOKES AND PUNS
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth open
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
True but also I do love me some dead rising
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I liked it but I do think it has pacing issues, the director needs to get better at keeping momentum when switching between plot lines
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My favorite dark comedy
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
You have free will, figure it out
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Did I reply to anyone excited about the movie first to say "You're stupid for liking this"? No I posted a single gif and moved on
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Then don't interact with the people being negative about it.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I mean statistically every movie is someone's favorite but also every movie is someone's most hated
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Did I say you're not allowed to?
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Posting a silly gif talking bad about the billion dollar studio also doesn't hurt anyone but you keep replying like I shot someones dog.
If you like these remakes so much why do you care some internet rando doesn't?
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
you know you can use 300 characters you can probably fit more than one of these replies in, instead of sending 5
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's called metaphor I find it more fun to use than just bluntly saying what is happening
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM