Too late Disney.

I'll be waiting, Laura. Your ass better show up personally.

Sometimes, I feel bad that I got my dog fixed because she would have made some beautiful pups and been such a good mama. But I know it's better for her health and that I wouldn't be able to let any of the puppies go.

Beautiful words for a beautiful bond between a dog and his people. I have emotional breakdowns just thinking of my dog passing away. I'm going to need serious help when it happens.

Aww, poor baby doesn't like it when his own side is accused. Cry harder.