John Tush
jlctush.bsky.social
John Tush
@jlctush.bsky.social
35 he/him - Wales
Recovering agoraphobe, dabble with baking, cooking, guitar, painting mini's, video games, reading, puzzles. Trying to get better and putting myself out there, always down for a natter!
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Somewhat difficult to make an algorithm signalling post given how wildly numerous my interests are but here's a few pertinent ones;

-Final Fantasy XIV
-Guitar + Bass
-Music of most sorts
-NFL
-Sunderland AFC
-coffee
-baking bread
-cooking
-Warhammer/miniature painting
-cryptic crosswords
-MHealth
Whatever the fuck I did in a past life I repent, I'm sorry, I apologise profusely and wholeheartedly. Please just stop the karmic wheel and let me the fuck off.
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I'm gunna lose my fucking mind. My main monitor just fully died, I can't afford to replace it, why is everything always so fucking dogshit man.
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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to all my followers: john did it
Started in March raiding every weekend, we hit P5 a week ago Saturday and people started chasing the kill, which left my addled mind raiding as many hours a day as I could stomach, took about 80 pulls to see enrage, saw enrage at .26% on Saturday...then no P5 until last thing yday. Killed today.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This is incredible.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Started in March raiding every weekend, we hit P5 a week ago Saturday and people started chasing the kill, which left my addled mind raiding as many hours a day as I could stomach, took about 80 pulls to see enrage, saw enrage at .26% on Saturday...then no P5 until last thing yday. Killed today.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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looking into this
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I didn't realise Mank Porks had this much range, New Heidecker is really restricting his creative abilities I'm glad he's retiring, hopefully Gergg will let Marks Prong really cut loose.
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Watching the @safc.com game, picked up a guitar shortly after the Brobbey goal to try and distract myself but for the last 30 minutes I was just getting increasingly tense as we soaked up the pressure.
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trying (again) to understand music theory and it just fucking melts my brain entirely every time I try to start, not like I get much interaction here but googling hasn't found me anything useful so if anyone sees this and can point me towards a useful learning resource I'd appreciate it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Let’s take a look at the whole “there are too many black people on TV” thing, shall we?

After Pochin claimed Black people in TV adverts “made her mad”, all her supporters tried to use 👇🏼 as their excuse for why she was somehow justified in her overt racism.

Spoiler - she isn’t! 🤨

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1/22
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Managed to accidentally time starting that Discworld subscription in a way that meant yesterday afternoon I had Wyrd Sisters delivered, pretty serendipitous if you ask me. Back in the day the witch books weren't my favourites, I like the characters but I didn't care much for the stories.
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Sunderland's continued success can only mean one thing, I am deep in a coma and I am living a dreamed reality. If this message somehow pierces the veil and reaches the people out there in the real world my wishes are simple, do **not** wake me up. Thank you.
October 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Apparently my ISP has had a failure effecting almost(?) everyone, so I'm just sat here like a lemon hoping it comes back soon :/
October 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Holy crap what a throw and catch from Baker Mayfield and Tez Johnson
October 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The whole timeline right now is "BAKER MAYFIELD" and to be very clear, it's unbelievably justified. Phenomenal!
October 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just finished the fifth Discworld installation, Sourcery, as part of the Unseen University collection subscription I started a few months back. Genuinely no notes, I loved re-reading the first few, Mort was as good as I remembered, but Sourcery mostly evaded my memory and it's the best yet.
October 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One of my greatest achievements in life was calling Ian Watkins (RIP in piss bozo) a cunt to his face in Cardiff H&M in 2008. Way ahead of the curve, apparently, which is unlike me, but even before the horrendous revelations I was adamant he was a grade A prick.
October 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I genuinely cannot understand dropping the ball even *close* to the plane of the endzone, like, just hold onto it until you're both feet in at least surely? How does it keep happening? If that touchdown gets chalked off that's genuinely astonishing. Inexcusable is an understatement.
October 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I'm Happy
I'm Healthy
I'm HEI
October 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I know it's like, common knowledge, but if you need evidence that AI likely won't turn into anything useful (not saying it won't be forced down our throats regardless), look at Alexa. A "smart" home assistant that's as dumb as a bag of rocks, it's *barely* capable of the simplest tasks.
October 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Pretty proud of myself, only took 17 runs (and 9.5 hours!) and a few of those were truly cursed in terms of options given to me, sub 10-hours on third time of meeting I escaped Tartarus. Hades 2 is Hades but morerer and that's definitely a compliment, really enjoying it.
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
There are several languages *in the UK* the the English refuse to learn when moving to the places they originate from. If it wasn't so blatantly racist a declaration it would be quite funny, in a quirky ironic fashion. Instead it's just another depressing brick in a wall made of them atm.
As for the USA ...

meme via Kudzi Mashaire
September 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The worst thing is, this was me trying to be even-handed and not indict them unreasonably.
September 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Asda's website is broken *yet again*. Think I'm fucking done, it's been months of constant hassle and I can't be arsed, will give Tescos a go for a while. just need to remember to book a slot two days in advance 'cause they never have next day available.
September 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM