Jack Letourneau
@jlet.bsky.social
Formerly southeastern MA, now upstate NY.
2½ oz gin, ¾ oz dry vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters, 6–8 ice cubes. Briskly stir one minute, strain into chilled glass, express and discard lemon twist.
2½ oz gin, ¾ oz dry vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters, 6–8 ice cubes. Briskly stir one minute, strain into chilled glass, express and discard lemon twist.
“Roger Clemens should sue the hell out of Major League Baseball”
![[PRAYING] Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jyyxxyvn3rykvgkeozdillug/bafkreianwnn4ldaeisjhq5ht2dqdfl7dg4xtfkhyv3diccmc6hrhzaamxi@jpeg)
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Roger Clemens should sue the hell out of Major League Baseball”
Sure, yes, a super healthy behavior to facilitate!
![[Screenshot from “Uncut Gems”]
Let’s fucking bet on this. Let’s bet on this shit.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jyyxxyvn3rykvgkeozdillug/bafkreiaekhx2hwfbqm44s3kpl2t7hb5qo55vukvnli4npirs3bqh2g5lbm@jpeg)
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sure, yes, a super healthy behavior to facilitate!
“We’re *not allowed* to say ‘Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt President in U.S. history’. We *can’t* discuss the billions of dollars of *alleged* grifts that *may or may not* have occurred.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“We’re *not allowed* to say ‘Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt President in U.S. history’. We *can’t* discuss the billions of dollars of *alleged* grifts that *may or may not* have occurred.”
You add a little bit of cornstarch or potato starch slurry to the frying pan at the end of cooking so you get a lacy crispy tuile-like layer on the bottom.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You add a little bit of cornstarch or potato starch slurry to the frying pan at the end of cooking so you get a lacy crispy tuile-like layer on the bottom.
All right, you know what? This was dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one’s garbage.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
All right, you know what? This was dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one’s garbage.
![[GEORGE COSTANZA] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jyyxxyvn3rykvgkeozdillug/bafkreigily6lt3eljx5hwk4iy3iyuw5rbzzokungp53pmx62ufgmz7yhcm@jpeg)
![[Moe Szyslak, holding a cheese grater] I’ll also need to remove your tattoo.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jyyxxyvn3rykvgkeozdillug/bafkreia5de5s7boor44sz5y22ybkechckrkseexkowj4pl2lsdpi3teg7a@jpeg)
Oui… hon hon hon… OUI!
October 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Oui… hon hon hon… OUI!
![[male Russian wojak] noooo you can’t just vaporize my entire armored division, we had such a manly recruitment ad
[female US wojak] omg integrated fire support?? go off queen sksksksk, JDAMs are such a gemini thing](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jyyxxyvn3rykvgkeozdillug/bafkreifn27w7n3ubw4atv3tuowbcn2ifasxow7cjuifztlh54i2k4pndgu@jpeg)
Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich
September 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich
![Tweet by Mike F (@animaldrumss):
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jyyxxyvn3rykvgkeozdillug/bafkreic5o2lpqdtebtvas2c7u6yc7vwi5s7vfevklzfdagiebxpf7ir3wm@jpeg)
![Oh shit! [PAUSE] I’m okay.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jyyxxyvn3rykvgkeozdillug/bafkreia3jqcmb6gzkowzw4f67ih6txztkiqji5wzec7ygx5u4nwnxretva@jpeg)
“isn’t safe for many reasons”
August 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“isn’t safe for many reasons”
