j.libran.womack
@jlibranwomack.bsky.social
Digital marketing maven by day, aspiring chef by night. Lover of books, cats, crosswords and trashy reality tv.
I’m only five minutes into season 2 of #TheVinceStaplesShow and it already got me like
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ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in a chair and laughing
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November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m only five minutes into season 2 of #TheVinceStaplesShow and it already got me like
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
No matter how many times I watch the movie #Coco, I cry. Every. Damn. Time. And it’s not the final scene that breaks me, but the one where Hector and Miguel discover they’re related. #DiaLosMuertos
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
No matter how many times I watch the movie #Coco, I cry. Every. Damn. Time. And it’s not the final scene that breaks me, but the one where Hector and Miguel discover they’re related. #DiaLosMuertos
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
If I never eat another croqueta, tortilla or patata brava again, it’ll be too soon. #BarcelonaHangover
September 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If I never eat another croqueta, tortilla or patata brava again, it’ll be too soon. #BarcelonaHangover
Careem drivers are a trip. This man accepted my ride then has the audacity to message me “where r u” and “where r u going”.
Um sir, I feel you don’t know how to (a) work your app and (b) read a map.
Um sir, I feel you don’t know how to (a) work your app and (b) read a map.
August 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Careem drivers are a trip. This man accepted my ride then has the audacity to message me “where r u” and “where r u going”.
Um sir, I feel you don’t know how to (a) work your app and (b) read a map.
Um sir, I feel you don’t know how to (a) work your app and (b) read a map.
I just saw someone call the GOP YallQaeda in reference to how they’re stripping women of our rights and I am HOWLING
August 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I just saw someone call the GOP YallQaeda in reference to how they’re stripping women of our rights and I am HOWLING
I know I’m late to the game but America’s Sweethearts on Netflix got me in a chokehold. I did not expect to care this much about NFL cheerleaders, and Dallas ones at that. #NYG4Lyfe
August 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I know I’m late to the game but America’s Sweethearts on Netflix got me in a chokehold. I did not expect to care this much about NFL cheerleaders, and Dallas ones at that. #NYG4Lyfe
Sephora Dubai Mall is not for the weak.
April 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sephora Dubai Mall is not for the weak.
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When Teslas have more government protection than women
Pam Bondi: "If you're gonna touch a Tesla, go to a dealership, do anything, you better watch out, because we're coming after you."
March 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When Teslas have more government protection than women
Mo S2 was a triumph, American Primeval was great, and Apple Cider Vinegar was a good binge but what’s really bringing me joy on Netflix right now is A Different World.
February 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Mo S2 was a triumph, American Primeval was great, and Apple Cider Vinegar was a good binge but what’s really bringing me joy on Netflix right now is A Different World.
This shit more labor intensive than risotto…what do you mean I have to keep switching the eggs from boiling to lukewarm water every couple minutes for over a half an hour?!?!?
NEW YORK (AP) — Scientists cook up a new recipe for the perfect boiled egg.
How to cook the perfect boiled egg, according to science
Scientists say they’ve cracked the code for boiling the perfect egg. Making an ideal boiled egg is a challenge because the yolk cooks at a lower temperature than the whites.
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February 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This shit more labor intensive than risotto…what do you mean I have to keep switching the eggs from boiling to lukewarm water every couple minutes for over a half an hour?!?!?
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I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving
February 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving
Can your Insta Explore algorithm sync up with your spouse like your cycle syncs up with other females you’re around on a regular basis? Because my husband is constantly sending me things I’ve already seen without me even interacting with it beyond the view.
February 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Can your Insta Explore algorithm sync up with your spouse like your cycle syncs up with other females you’re around on a regular basis? Because my husband is constantly sending me things I’ve already seen without me even interacting with it beyond the view.
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is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?
February 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?
Fucking termites just ruined my damn weekend.
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Alt: Actor Denzel Washington portraying Malcom X, in a black suit and tie with a white collared shirt slamming his hand down on a desk before taking his glasses off in frustration.
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January 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Fucking termites just ruined my damn weekend.
Zyrtec is the Xanax of antihistamines.
January 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Zyrtec is the Xanax of antihistamines.
Me adding MSG to every dip I’m making for NYE, only to be complimented on why everything tastes so good…
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December 31, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Me adding MSG to every dip I’m making for NYE, only to be complimented on why everything tastes so good…
Watched “Empire Waist” on the flight home. Totes adorbs. 10/10 definitely my feel-good movie of the year.
December 13, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Watched “Empire Waist” on the flight home. Totes adorbs. 10/10 definitely my feel-good movie of the year.
Brb…just witnessing history
December 8, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Brb…just witnessing history
So we got what, 5 days of nice weather and then we’re back to hazy and humid conditions? Are we even gonna have a winter here before 2025? #dubailife
December 6, 2024 at 3:25 PM
So we got what, 5 days of nice weather and then we’re back to hazy and humid conditions? Are we even gonna have a winter here before 2025? #dubailife
80% of my marriage is just sending my husband recipes, travel ideas and homes we’ll never be able to afford on Instagram
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
80% of my marriage is just sending my husband recipes, travel ideas and homes we’ll never be able to afford on Instagram
There’s no use crying over spilled laban.
- Ancient Arab proverb
- Ancient Arab proverb
December 5, 2024 at 4:14 PM
There’s no use crying over spilled laban.
- Ancient Arab proverb
- Ancient Arab proverb
I just bought a branded shirt. From my gym. Who have I become?
December 2, 2024 at 8:32 AM
I just bought a branded shirt. From my gym. Who have I become?
My saving grace this Sunday? I don’t have to watch the Giants lose…because they already lost on Thursday.
December 1, 2024 at 7:22 PM
My saving grace this Sunday? I don’t have to watch the Giants lose…because they already lost on Thursday.