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jlkaufmann.bsky.social
JL Kaufmann
@jlkaufmann.bsky.social
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 1h
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h
Oh no right on the joint ow
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h
It is, tragically, how I roll.

And yet they let me live on my own in charge of an entire cat *shakes head*
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h
Congratulations!
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h
Huh.

Well.

There's that.

OK where's my space-shuttle?
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h
Look, if I completely fuck my back and hip this week doing things and going places and standing for far too long, then I get to spend next week lying down absolutely off my tits on the good drugs, so it all works out.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h
MAI IKEA BOOKSHELVESSSS!

ARE HERE!

In boxes.

Also heavy.

Where are my Allen keys?
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h
a woman wearing a sweater that has a house on it
Alt: Betty White in a cutesy pastel sweater gasps in horror and falls backwards onto the sofa in a swoon.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
Tiny baby squeeze-noodles!
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
For me it was a satsuma the wretched cat had batted under a cupboard.

A few days later BIBLICALLY ACCURATE PLAUGE OF EGYPT LEVELS OF FLIES IN THE KITCHEN.

Thanks, cat.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
There were a few stories that really haunted (ho ho) me, because they pressed right on my own personal phobia buttons, but they were GREAT STUFF even so. Worth the odd shivery thought days later.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 7h
In @thetimes.com letters page today
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
"HELLO YES BUSY BEING CAT BYEEEEE!"
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
The Pafwuss.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
All the best to M and P and Q and the poor grey dog.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
I apologise for mentioning the Orange Menace's curséd name in your presence.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
Trump, recently, all in the same sentence about things that are RUINING THE COUNTRY.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
It's fantastic SCARY stuff!
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
Oooh nice
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 4h
😬 I'm afraid I did, but not this fast and not this STUPID.
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