JL Kaufmann
@jlkaufmann.bsky.social
Overcaffeinated scribbling person
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Her sister was named Felicity.
Gertrude is indeed much prettier in the German version. No idea why the English decided to make it kinda clunky.
Gertrude is indeed much prettier in the German version. No idea why the English decided to make it kinda clunky.
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Her sister was named Felicity.
Gertrude is indeed much prettier in the German version. No idea why the English decided to make it kinda clunky.
Gertrude is indeed much prettier in the German version. No idea why the English decided to make it kinda clunky.
My grandmama went by Judy. Her official name was Verity.
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
My grandmama went by Judy. Her official name was Verity.
William Discovers The Meaning Of ‘Too Much Garlic’: A Fable.
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
William Discovers The Meaning Of ‘Too Much Garlic’: A Fable.
Also discourages vampires.
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Also discourages vampires.
“It’s got garlic in it,” apparently.
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“It’s got garlic in it,” apparently.
I think they are most like scones, but we never eat them with gravy. We tend to make them plain to eat with jam and cream, or savory (with cheese usually) to eat on their own as part of high tea.
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think they are most like scones, but we never eat them with gravy. We tend to make them plain to eat with jam and cream, or savory (with cheese usually) to eat on their own as part of high tea.
Real WHATEVER IT IS I DON’T LIKE IT face.
February 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Real WHATEVER IT IS I DON’T LIKE IT face.
There’s a particular kind of Brit still alive today who won’t eat pasta because it’s too ‘foreign’. I think they live on potatoes and tedium.
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
There’s a particular kind of Brit still alive today who won’t eat pasta because it’s too ‘foreign’. I think they live on potatoes and tedium.
… American biscuits, right? Not British ones.
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
… American biscuits, right? Not British ones.
Such hardship so nobly borne.
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Such hardship so nobly borne.
It me and the cat litter.
February 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
It me and the cat litter.
Self Care is a bloody riot, eh?
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Self Care is a bloody riot, eh?
I have been on a cooking spree and done meal prep for the next three or four days.
Dinner was gnocchi with tomato sauce and spinach by which time everything tasted of effort. I hope it was nice. I couldn’t tell.
Dinner was gnocchi with tomato sauce and spinach by which time everything tasted of effort. I hope it was nice. I couldn’t tell.
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I have been on a cooking spree and done meal prep for the next three or four days.
Dinner was gnocchi with tomato sauce and spinach by which time everything tasted of effort. I hope it was nice. I couldn’t tell.
Dinner was gnocchi with tomato sauce and spinach by which time everything tasted of effort. I hope it was nice. I couldn’t tell.
I love that book. In the weird, complicated way I love everything by C.S. Lewis, a lot of which involves wanting to shake him until his head goes bopple bopple.
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I love that book. In the weird, complicated way I love everything by C.S. Lewis, a lot of which involves wanting to shake him until his head goes bopple bopple.
Ooooh look at that crust
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Ooooh look at that crust
Re: Winter Olympics, the Norwegian Freestyle skier is winning the Knitwear Medal hands down.
I am overcome with Knitwear Desire.
I am overcome with Knitwear Desire.
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Re: Winter Olympics, the Norwegian Freestyle skier is winning the Knitwear Medal hands down.
I am overcome with Knitwear Desire.
I am overcome with Knitwear Desire.
The Waiting Mode, it is MIGHTY.
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The Waiting Mode, it is MIGHTY.
What did you do? What did you sacrifice to which god?
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
What did you do? What did you sacrifice to which god?
William, William, William, people who were NOT straight white cis men were HAVING FUN. This is CLEARLY wrong and unfair.
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
William, William, William, people who were NOT straight white cis men were HAVING FUN. This is CLEARLY wrong and unfair.