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jlkaufmann.bsky.social
JL Kaufmann
@jlkaufmann.bsky.social
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 5h
Oh Lord why are people?
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 5h
Oops! Sorry!
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 8h
Tammi she was looking so winsome, like some kind of Disney kitty exploring a new castle, all big eyes and one daintily raised paw. Tsk.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 8h
Oh well fuckin' oops I guess.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 8h
Smol cat, BIG crimes
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 8h
They are so lucky they are completely and utterly adorable.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 8h
☹️
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 8h
Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 8h
Look at her beautiful face patterns!
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 8h
This is my seventh? Eighth? attempt at photographing The Squoof looking adorable on top of the new bookshelf. As you can see, she took a flying leap out of shot when I raised the phone. Again. I give up.
An IKEA Kallax bookshelf next to a grey cat condo. There is no pretty tortoiseshell cat. She has skittered away to look demure in another room entirely. Anyway.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 10h
Ohhh that sounds so good.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 11h
I have tortellini and broccoli.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 11h
Oh Lord RELATABLE

*stares sadly at fridge, which continues to contain food that needs preparation and cooking*
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 13h
And all the other penguins just standing there saying 'dude, not again. Come on.'
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 13h
Shakespeare must've been in such a bad mood that year.
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 13h
*fistbump*
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 15h
☹️
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 15h
🤭
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 16h
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 17h
Oh no right on the joint ow
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 17h
It is, tragically, how I roll.

And yet they let me live on my own in charge of an entire cat *shakes head*
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 17h
Congratulations!
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 17h
Huh.

Well.

There's that.

OK where's my space-shuttle?
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 17h
😁
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 17h
Look, if I completely fuck my back and hip this week doing things and going places and standing for far too long, then I get to spend next week lying down absolutely off my tits on the good drugs, so it all works out.
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