No practicing or making reeds on Non-Denominational Musician Winter Holiday. If you practice on Non-Denominational Musician Winter Holiday, anything you try to work on will never get better, and all the reeds will fail. Practicing or making reeds will awaken the Reed Fairy and will anger them.

We already carry shot glasses...

You have the best children. 10/10 would recommend. Genuinely fantastic humans, just like their mom.

This is one of my favorite things.

Yeah, ummmm.....there's also online job applications...

Meow meow meow!

Worth a shot...and after I registered for one, my phone is auto filling the form so, 15 seconds?

I'm hoping that when they send out the links to all the bogus emails, the error responses gum up the works...

Wood scraps are next.

This seems like the quieter cousin of weaponized incompetence...I'm sure there's a word in German for it.

I absolutely second this emotion.

I'd heard about *a* towel outfit, but I didn't know there were *26* pieces of towel clothes, and a wire & paper maché mannequin. Count me in on the drinking game, but what can we drink to that won't destroy us?