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The correct fall flavor is apple, not pumpkin. I would like everything to be apple spiced. Apple.

I would be so good at family feud. I know every answer and I am not stupid. I would dominate. That’s why they’ll never let me on

If you have a full cart of groceries you should not be going to self checkout and I think that’s what’s wrong with our society.

I watch so many shows and movies and I forget every plot point of all of them. Yes I’ve seen that show, no I don’t know what episode you’re talking about. Yes I loved that movie, I don’t know the main characters name.

It’s weird how frequently people tweet about biting their significant other. Why are you biting people so much. What am I missing here

Has anyone invented a reusable water bottle that doesn’t leak yet?

They will not get me to eat cottage cheese, no matter the marketing.

When did this switch happen where I can only eat at a restaurant with a reservation now? Why can’t I just show up anymore. Where is the fun in that.

Why am I seeing people giving “thoughts & prayers” to Mitch McConnell. It’s Mitch McConnell. He occupies only one thought in my mind and it’s certainly not a positive-live-a-long-life one.