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It works out beautifully:
Felon and his pal Elon
Rapist and his pal Apist
Motherfucker and his pal Otherfucker

Grapes are some of the most delicious things nature has ever devised, but if eaten after grape candy, they seem bland. Our online lives overshadow and overrule our real lives because they play only the melody, and that uncomfortably loudly.

And now the masses, both more and less informed than virtually all of our ancestors, have replaced knowing with feeling, because the knowing no longer requires their brain power, and unexamined feelings are a rush that no thoughts can best. As I explained to my children when they were young,

Thus, an Elon, who had a knack for buying into the right tech business of the time becomes lauded as a super genius, despite his obvious lack of actual science or engineering expertise. This Trump, a son of privilege, boosted to the highest strata of influence, despite basic ignorance of the world.

This all started with the coining of Dramedy and the idea that you can write “realism” by throwing occasional jokes into heavier topics, but in practice, often fails at both goals.

I’m from the hills of TN, please don’t ask me to choose a favorite pork product! Bacon is the most versatile, so we’ll call that 1 to sausage’s 1A.