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Jocelyn 🏳️‍🌈🦄 🏳️‍🌈
@jmh.xyz
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All the right moves, but no pants to back it up.

No one invited me here, I waitlisted in on a hanglider.

She/Her. Recovered front-end developer.
I know too much about websites.

I work for .xyz
Skeets and views are my own, not my employer's
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who
white fluff dog looking psychotically into the camera
May 20, 2023 at 4:51 AM
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Good... good.
May 20, 2023 at 2:00 AM
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*hands tremble*
May 19, 2023 at 5:28 AM
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Pardon my fake ChatGPT username, but wow the new OpenAI app is trash so far.
May 19, 2023 at 4:15 AM
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We call this "elbows"
small fluffy white dog lying down facing forward, paws out in front, with her elbows sticking out to the sides
May 18, 2023 at 5:43 AM
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I see you found my Amazon package
May 12, 2023 at 10:48 PM
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I have an emotional support dog just to help me cope with how much my other dog judges me.
May 12, 2023 at 7:22 PM
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I am "Starting MS-DOS..." years old
Screenshot of ancient MS-DOS start screen
May 12, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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My favorite dog has to provide me emotional support. The sheer degree of this shade:
May 12, 2023 at 10:03 AM
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Celine & Dion know the goblin chaos when their moms sync periods. They send their regards.
May 12, 2023 at 7:01 AM
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is this heckling
May 12, 2023 at 1:56 AM
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Hahaha dammit George! Worth it to pump his rep. He deserves it. Their names are Celine & Dion #humblebrag
May 12, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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Shit nobody follow me, I need to post 14 more times.
May 12, 2023 at 12:21 AM
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I was naïve to think that my Amazon boxes could not get easier or more exciting to steal.
bright ass yellow amazon box
May 11, 2023 at 11:47 PM
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This is where I skeet from
G-Police stuck against the goddamned invisible dome and spooked by the soundtrack
May 11, 2023 at 4:50 AM
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unashamed
May 10, 2023 at 11:09 PM