My grasp of AI and cars is pure Underpants Gnomes logic. Phase 1: Gas/Algorithms. Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Driving/Chatbots.

And yet, I am certain I still know more about both topics than Donald Trump.

Which makes me question which tech oligarch texted him right before he posted this.

You never know with this SCOTUS but ...

The part of the 14th Amendment that seems most likely to be reinterpreted in my eyes is naturalization. What counts as naturalized? How people become naturalized can all be delimited by SCOTUS.

But Trump wants birthright citizenship gone, so ... 🤷‍♂️

You mean to tell me that *this* is why the rapture didnt happen?

You know, on average, the world loses 160-170 thousand people a day. The number for the raptured in the Bible is 144,000. I have to ask ... if the Rapture did happen, would anyone actually notice? Perhaps it already has?

Isn't it "Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is DEAD." (Emphasis added)

Literally nobody thinks that prayer is a substitute for action. But you certainly behave that way.

Inaction is literally not working. Therefore, your prayers are DEAD FAITH. QED.

If you're going to openly mock Secretary Neurocystercercosis, I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist you do so accurately. It's pork tapeworm that causes neurocystercercosis, so the worms should be rectangular, segmented and flat when poking out of the ears and nose.

I'm not somebody to yuck anybody's yum ... until someone tries to force feed it to me.

That said, I wish the left were dominated by atheists of the Jacobin variety. It would make the coven chants a lot less awkward. (Sarcasm)

Exactly what ethics were breached? If Elon feels that ethics were breached, he can (and probably will) sue for libel. Though, if it turns out that the story was vetted properly (sourced and confirmed), that would be embarrassing. Especially if Tesla share owners decide to nix Elon later.

Freedom seeds? What in the actual fuck?

The era of American military supremacy may well and truly be over. We could have the equivalent of all the weapons in the world. If we're too stupid to use them, people with sticks and stones could clean our collective clocks.

OK! This is 🔥🔥🔥

So, Democrats have, in fact, responded. If you say they haven't had an adequate response that *might* be a discussion worth having. Emphasis on *might*.

Me. I do. And I'm an American. The IOC and FIFA need to find new host nations.

So, Joe Rogan doesn't do his own research. Color me surprised!

So are the MAGAts angry that our boycott are effective, or that there's aren't?

So, some people interpret this poll as Trumpean policy being largely unpopular. I see things differently. The areas where Americans do support Trump are the areas where individuals' greed and sensibilities were exploited by Trump.

I'm a billionaire who's been credibly accused of performing a Nazi salute. Do I:

a) apologize for the misunderstanding and vow to be more mindful of my comportment in the future.
—or—
b) double down and publicly post some "Hitler-ious" punny rejoinders like the Apartheid nepo baby actually am.

🤔

So, while there's no moral calculus whereby two wrongs make a right ... I'm not going to be too terribly upset if a leftist group is now trying to fleece right leaning idiots out of their money via crypto. It's wrong, but not as wrong as, say, murdering a CEO in broad daylight.

This is the richest man in the world, folks. Coincidentally, and quite possibly simultaneously, the luckiest and stupidest person on the planet.