Max
jmm119.bsky.social
Max
@jmm119.bsky.social
Requiem for a Dream.
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Charm and JD are pretty far apart.
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Turn on the signal bat and call Man Bat!
August 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Time to taco some furniture tariffs!
August 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A wheelie? A fn wheelie?! Maybe fotus was right! Crime is out of control! I heard after that, those kids got a slushie at 7/11!
August 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
This helps explain why Willie Mays didn't win more MVPs. Fascinating stat.
May 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Banger. Listened to that album so many times.
May 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So Zuck has two friends?
May 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Someone wrote that his "dancing" looks like he's trying to punch a ghost and that's all I think about. Also his handlers should tell him to stop.
April 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Is he, or has has, Bill Maher ever been relevant? I've never paid attention to him and I don't think I'm missing anything.
April 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
April 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
And? Fun? Good? Bad?
April 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social in case you needed more ammo to 💩 on Pirates ownership.
April 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Americans want this job? When voting for Trump, their thought was sign me up for a terrible physically demanding position for terrible pay?
April 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
He was just visiting a friend at the ballpark, came home with a new job.
April 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Did he even have to apply for that job?
April 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I've heard OPPO Taco in every ad break on the mlb audio feed. They don't have another baseball saying they could throw in there? Just driving me back to a podcast bc jfc I know what an oppo taco is.
April 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Says the guy running to hide from a voter in an elevator.
April 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When's he up for reelection?
April 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He would know.
March 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Word salad, word salad, tariffs...

You have people approving this as your official messaging?
March 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
They suck so no surprises.
March 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Why would Rubio stand up to anything? Does he have a backbone?
March 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM