Well didn’t we just deport a bunch of innocent people willing to work brutal hours in horrendous conditions for menial pay? Will no one think of the strawberries?!

Coming from a place without pizza, alas, this may be the only time I ever agree with Matt Walsh about anything ever. Not that they were ever good, but that they are somehow much worse. Spoiler: the "somehow" is US Foods/Sysco.

So do you think its possible for a cat to be raised by bunnies? I have a theory about my rescue. She hops, a lot, and the times she has gotten out, she has caught wild bunnies and let them go unharmed. I know she wants to eat them but could a Mama bunny have gotten confused and just rolled with it?

I will write a folk song about this person. But I bet somebody good will do it too!

This is objectively better than my 2028 Hype Plan: MAGBTI,J! Make America Go Back to the Island, Jack! Spoiler: It's a re-interpolation of Lost.

When poor people do it, they call it "Hoarding" and make a TV show about it so we can laugh at them. When rich people do it, Martin Scorsese makes a movie about them doing it and asks you to decide if it's right or wrong.

Which is all to say, you got this! Get some quality time with Tubi and a classic western or giallo or two. I emphatically DO NOT recommend old episodes of Barney but I suspect this to be a personal vendetta.

I had to go on dialysis when I was 13 re: freak hospital accident which left me in renal failure. Going to the youth outpatient center was a bummer. They only played Barney for the little kids, and they were worse off than me, so I didn’t complain.

Thank you for making it. I'm a father to a young child, fan of Mrs. Rachel and yourself, lifelong admirer of "Mai" (which is what I called Mr. Rogers before I could speak). Your closing msg is spot on, too. I am certain of it.

I am really not looking forward to the inevitable "Epstein did nothing wrong" phase of this saga.