Jessica Ritchey
@jmritchey.bsky.social
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Writer. Here and there. Patreon: patreon.com/coldtakesjmr
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It's one of the more sequel proof cult hits. I can see why he went "aliens!" because it was a way to reset the gameboard, as much as it did not work.
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I mean I like the first one, but it's basically a "What will look sick as hell here" vibes movie, which is fine, but if you want to tack lore on to that, woo boy.
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Still one of my favorite patch jobs. "The Planet Z-A LONG TIME AGO"
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I threw together a Halloween specific playlist of spooky movies, TV curios, and seasonal flotsam. Home Before Dark, youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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I swear to god if he outlives Dolly...
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Let me double check. Nope, Deep Throat, I want a movie about this screening.
Excerpt about an elderly Fritz Lang trooping out to see Deep Throat and needing his magnifying glass to see the screen in his advanced age.
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If you ever start a newsletter or the like for criticism, please let me know.
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Fritz Lang went to Deep Throat to see what the fuss was all about.
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Dmitri Shostakovich saw Jesus Christ Superstar! He also liked it so much he considered writing a rock music themed suite (like his earlier Jazz suites) but died soon after.
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you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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So many 30 somethings named Kaitlyn going through it this week.
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Honestly I think it's stans who listened to it when dropped on streaming, made the vexed Kermit face, and then sighed heavily when the physical copies they pre-ordered showed up.
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There's a really good story to tell too, in how often the voices on these are of children or of very young sounding people. It could go so many places from fantastical to incredibly dark.
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It is funny seeing all the sealed vinyl copies of Life of a Showgirl showing up on the local FB marketplace.
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There's a really good story to tell too, in how often the voices on these are of children or of very young sounding people. It could go so many places from fantastical to incredibly dark.
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Shark fact:

Most "great" white sharks are actually mediocre. They're just extremely confident.
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"Let's do the fucking news!"
Joel reads the KTLA news on MST3K
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I am dumb like a caveperson when it comes to all this, I just want an easy to use interface to stay in touch with friends and share links to old TV movies. I am old and will die soon and feel my eyes glaze over when any more is explained to me.